[Site] Chatroulette (o sucessor do OMEGLE)

[Goldesel]

Eras tu :o?

[Mister Master]

se virem o pai natal riam-se dele! :funny:

[Morim]

Eras tu :o?

epá se a conversa foi assim era eu. sou giro admite.

 

:basofe:

[Adryan]

o Goldesel é simpático como o crl

 

Mor.ym-és parecido comigo!

Goldesel- és gay?

[Goldesel]

epá se a conversa foi assim era eu. sou giro admite.

 

:basofe:

 

Foi Tal e Qual a concersa :lol:

 

Que cena xD

 

 

[Sr. Inácio]

LOL morym e goldesel, gémeos separados à nascença e descobrem no CMPT

[Goldesel]

o Goldesel é simpático como o crl

 

Mor.ym-és parecido comigo!

Goldesel- és gay?

 

I Know Right ? :lol:

 

LOL morym e goldesel, gémeos separados à nascença e descobrem no CMPT

 

Gemeos ? Que Exagero :lol:

[Morim]

lol (censurado) achas-me gay?

 

:basofe:

[Goldesel]

lol (censurado) achas-me gay?

 

:basofe:

 

Era so mesmo po gozo :lol:

 

Por acaso hoje fiz a barba senão era tal e qual :lol:

[Morim]

fixe visto que eu nem tenho barba!

 

:basofe:

[Goldesel]

Por acaso tinhas ou pelo menos parecia :lol: Vou cortar o Cabelo . ., . Quer ser original não quero ter um clone . . . A minha namorada não ia gostar disso :mrgreen: Ainda me tou a rir com tudo isto :lol:

 

 

EDIT: Fiquei tao traumatizado que ja nem sei se tinhas ou não :lol:

[Adryan]

fixe visto que eu nem tenho barba!

 

:basofe:

pwn :lol:

[XGen]

Como é que se faz desaparecer aquilo a dizer "fake webcam trial" se der?

 

Mesmo agr, um gajo a c*agar-se para a boca de outro. :X

[Morim]

Por acaso tinhas ou pelo menos parecia :lol: Vou cortar o Cabelo . ., . Quer ser original não quero ter um clone . . . A minha namorada não ia gostar disso :mrgreen: Ainda me tou a rir com tudo isto :lol:

EDIT: Fiquei tao traumatizado que ja nem sei se tinhas ou não :lol:

calma meu ahaha foi fixe estava mesmo para perguntar se eras tuga, mas depois alguem disconectou

 

:basofe:

[Goldesel]

Tu desligaste :lol:

 

Tenho de arranjar uma máscara pa dar gozo ...

[Varekai]

Tu desligaste :lol:

 

Tenho de arranjar uma máscara pa dar gozo ...

 

Vai a Veneza e compra uma igual à minha!

[antifa]

mas o ppl ainda fica admirado com as m*rda que se vêm por lá? não conhecem o /b/ lol?

[Morim]

hehhe uma tuga fiquei com o facebook dela lol

 

:basofe:

[Maffu]

Connected, feel free to talk now *

You: The End is comming!!!!!!!!

Stranger: 2012 now?

You: no

You: 2012 is fake

Stranger: really?

You: Really :c

You: The real end is ...

You: 21st December this year

Stranger: lets make some pepole for all warld

Stranger: world

Stranger: me adn you

You: that boring

Stranger: and

Stranger: no

Stranger: for all!

You: Let's flee

You: and let all people die and suffer

Stranger: hm

Stranger: let's go in mountains

Stranger: and make it here

You: Mountains will colapse

You: All u heard is faaaaaaaaaake

Stranger: OO

You: Really :c

Stranger: black hole is on the Earth?

You: They want u to belive in that so u can die

You: Isn't a black hole

Stranger: what will be in december?

You: is hjust the reversed polarity of the earth subajected to instensive tectonic failiures

You: so, we won't have the solar protectar lair, and even worse... The world will become a vulcano

You: and every land is falling apart

You: mountains will collapse :o

Stranger: hm

Stranger: and what about caves?

You: caves are under mountains

Stranger: under the earth

You: of course they will colpase too

Stranger: yes

Stranger: hm

You: Under the earth will have a buck of lava

Stranger: it's crazy

You: if u don't want to burn in 3000 degrees, I don't advise u to go there

You: it's da trueeeee

You: My teacher told it today

Stranger: let's fly

Stranger: fly to the moon

You: I have were a planet with live

You: in another falaxy

You: I just need a space ship

Stranger: teachers is bad all

You: Not this one

You: she said i was gonna have a bad grade and I had

You: she knows what she speaks

Stranger: hm, look's loke a true

Stranger: like*

You: it's a true

You: we're all doomed

You: there is another possibily

Stranger: and what we need to o now?

You: maybe she has drunk all night and was in hang over

You: Now he need to build a space machine

You: and with my completly correct spacial map

You: we can live in a new planet

Stranger: OO

Stranger: i want fly to mars

Stranger: it's red

Stranger: do you want fly with me?

You: Everyone know mars in this time of year is a huge volcano

You: that would be suicide

Stranger: we fly in special clothes

You: that too expensive

You: and doens't work

You: All u see in those space suit

You: are movies made in lab's

Stranger: we'll steal it

You: The real space ships all fell down

Stranger: Oo

You: Americans fake it all

Stranger: and what about some people ib cosmo station

Stranger: heh

You: they say they live there

You: But they really live in a island in Bahamas

Stranger: realy/

Stranger: ?

You: really

You: U only have moon rocks

You: cause they send highlty trained machine to get it

You: people never went there

Stranger: hm, and what about people on russian station MIR

You: Russians :o

Stranger: yes

You: Russians are all comunists

Stranger: really?

You: They spent your money in spacial programs

Stranger: i'm not hear taht

Stranger: that

You: And kill little puppies in the air

Stranger: Oo

You: but they are more reaiable then americans

Stranger: fucking russians

You: fucking americans

You: There are only one people in the world who are right

Stranger: are you american?

You: Course not

Stranger: )))

You: I'm to paranoic to be an american

Stranger: and who are you?

You: Me?

Stranger: )

Stranger: yes

You: I'm and undercover agent for the environmental agencies

Stranger: where are you from

You: that had to run from america

You: to Portugal

You: cause in Portugal everything ilegal is okay

Stranger: portugals is alive ?

You: Portugal

Stranger: alive before the End

You: is here :o

You: Course it is

You: but they are all gonna die too

You: I'm warned all the important people

Stranger: hm

You: that is Dona Maria, the 80 years old next door neighbour

You: she makes and awsome chicken soup

Stranger: but potugal not a communists?

You: u should try that some day

You: Course not

You: They are all just "I don't Care" Style

Stranger: why?

You: they are whatever they tell them to be

You: U lies and steals the most

You: is a Portuguese

You: Mayors here are elected by the stealing taxes

You: So I went here to do my resources

You: I can steal too

Stranger: hm

Stranger: you are crazy

You: U only understood that now?

Stranger: i go suicide

You: not yet

Stranger: why?

You: wait some more days

You: TO THE APOCALYPSE!

You: That will be awsome

Stranger: it's bored me

You: 'course I'll flee before that

Stranger: i want it now

You: In my space machine

You: it's the nature

You: nature only gives in time

You: it sucks

You: I suggest we should kill Mother Earth

Stranger: i'm anarchyst i meet it so long

Stranger: wait*

Stranger: )))

You: wow amazing :o

Stranger: really?

Stranger: i'm from mars

You: If u are from mars

Stranger: anarchy on mars, not hear yet?

You: What sentence u had to tell to enter the Earth

You: there is a password and i Know it

You: tell me

Stranger: the scientists is lie about it, this is babarogamaroman

You: -.-

You: Americans password is my pants stink

You: u ARENT A MARSIAN

You: u are a lier

Stranger: Oo

Stranger: you have old bases

You: It's true

You: I'm undercover

You: i knew all this

Stranger: wу шт вшааукуте countres

You: wow

You: u are greek?

Stranger: you can't know me

Stranger: no

Stranger: it's a marsian langaugage

You: Where are u in this moment?

Stranger: under the atlantic ocean

You: oh noes

You: U aren't a vernian aren't u?

Stranger: in secrett lab

Stranger: no

Stranger: i'm very secret

You: no your not

You: u are a fake

You: a poser

Stranger: ahah

Stranger: no

You: yes you are

Stranger: you must know marsian lang

Stranger: i can write on it

You: Marsian language isn't wat u wrote

Stranger: really?

You: come on, that what they told u on college...

You: Marsian language is like this

You: 000110001110000100

You: only 1 an 0

Stranger: its clingon anarch secret speech

Stranger: no it's very old not popular system

Stranger: we hates system

You: But I'm not marsian dude

You: I'm an earth guy

Stranger: but i'm

You: Why the fuck should I know marsian language?

Stranger: no

You: I only know earth language

Stranger: yeah

You: Earth people are weird

Stranger: in this mounth we go to Earth

Stranger: in 2012 we come soon

You: In 2012 won't happen a shit dude

You: Belive me

Stranger: yeah in this mouth we come and destroy all

Stranger: becouse this is anarchy

 

 

:lol:

 

So falo de m*rda.

[Sr. Inácio]

So falo de m*rda.

 

podias ter posto isso no início do post lol

[antifa]

 

gaja toda indie com um balão enorme do spongeBob atrás lulz

 

 

 

alto mindfuck

[Guest dpitz khön]

A cara do gajo :lol:

[Kendrick Lmao]

[Apocalypse Now]

epá f*da-se :lol:

[UnReal]

Ontem entrei e escrevi logo "seu grandessíssimo boi".

O gajo tava a escrever ao mesmo tempo e sai-se com esta sequência: "i like children" "oh crl" "apanharam-me"