Petar Musa

Mas não é suposto o comentador andar a comentar essas coisas durante o jogo. Na próxima jornada já vão meter o marido do Goucha nos comentários

@IlidioMA na Dazn comentam, durante um jogo, a possibilidade do Yamal arranjar uma namorada e o quão bem lhe faria. Não tens esta qualidade de comentários na SportTV

O Brasil tem jogadores fantásticos, adeptos ferrenhos, agora até tem dinheiro mas, enquanto não tiverem um calendário decente, nunca vão chegar perto dos campeonatos europeus (os principais). São +70 jogos com estaduais, Brasileirão, copas, todos os domingos e quartas e isto num país gigante. É inconcebível como, quem decide, acha que isso valoriza o produto do futebol brasileiro

O Jimmy Carr diz que agora é-lhe dificil testar material por causa da popularidade que já tem. Qualquer m*rda que diga as pessoas vão rir e isso dificulta-lhe em perceber o que funciona, o que não funciona e depois em enquadrar tudo para um show.

WWE Saturday Main Event — Sat 14 December 2024 Total Rating: 93% Venue: Yankee Stadium Attendance: 56,936 - SOLD OUT Location: New York, United States Total Viewers: 38,607,010 WWE Men's Intercontinental Championship Match 1: Jey Uso (c) vs. "Dirty" Dominik Mysterio vs. Chad Gable vs. Ludwig Kaiser Ringside: Winner and STILL WWE Men's Intercontinental Champion: Jey Uso (1) (Pinfall via Uso Splash) Rating: 85% Match 2: Bobby Lashley vs. Karrion Kross Interferences: New Day tries to interfere, but Street Profits run down and brawl with them to the back! Lashley took the oportunity of the distraction to expose the turnblucke and then Spear Kross against it! 1-2-3! Winner: Bobby Lashley (Exposed Turnbuckle via Spear) Rating: 82% POST-MATCH: The Kingdom celebrates. Kross is furious, pointing at Lashley. This isn't over. Rating: 89% WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship Match 3: Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Tessa Blanchard Attacker: Winner and STILL WWE Women's Intercontinental Champion: Ronda Rousey (1) (Interference DQ) Rating: 70% Post Match: After the attack, Becky mocks with Ronda Rousey Rating: 91% WWE Men's Tag Team Championship Match 4: #DIY (c) vs. Los Dragones Celestiales Intervention: Weapons everywhere - chairs, kendo sticks, tables brought into play Ciampa sets up a chair in the corner. Tries to whip Dragon Lee into it, but Dragon Lee reverses! Ciampa crashes into the chair. Meanwhile, Fenix hits a Phoenix Splash on Gargano! Dragon Lee covers Gargano. 1-2-3! RESULT: LOS DRAGONES CELESTIALES WIN... but wait! CONTROVERSY: Replay shows Ciampa had his foot on the rope during the pin! DIY demands the decision be overturned. GM Kurt Angle comes out and says in a No DQ match, rope breaks don't count... BUT he saw the footage. To be FAIR, he's restarting the match! RESTART: Exhausted wrestlers continue for 3 more minutes. Finish: DIY hits Meeting in the Middle on Dragon Lee! DIY retains! Winner and STILL WWE Men's Tag Team Champions: Tommaso Ciampa (1) and Johnny Gargano (1) as #DIY (Pinfall via Psycho Kutter) Rating: 93% Post Match: Los Dragones are devastated. They were SO CLOSE. DIY celebrates barely escaping with the titles. Dragon Lee and Fenix are shown emotional, refusing to give up. Rating: 73% Match 5: Bron Breakker vs. Sami Zayn Sami hits Helluva Kick but Bron kicks out at 2.9! Bron goes for Spear but Sami leapfrogs Bron crashes into the corner As Bron turns around, Sami catches him in a small package rollup! 1-2-3! Winner: Sami Zayn (Flash Pinfall) Rating: 84% Post Match: Bron Breakker vicisously attack Sami Zayn from behind Sami celebrates, emotional and exhausted. Bron is in shock and rage. Bron attacks Sami from behind! Vicious post-match beatdown. Bron hits multiple German suplexes and spears. Officials try to stop him but he's out of control. Finally, security pulls Bron away. Sami is laid out as Bron screams "THIS ISN'T OVER!" Rating: 96% WWE Men's Undisputed Championship Main Event: Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Gunther Cody fights valiantly, but Gunther targets his injured ribs Gunther survives multiple Cross Rhodes Gunther makes Cody pass out with the Sleeper Hold Winner and NEW WWE Men's Undisputed Champion: Gunther (1) (Submission Pass Out via Sleeper Hold) Rating: 95%

Seth Rollins has left WWE for NJPW

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WWE: Smackdown – Fri 13 December 2024 Total Rating: 88% Venue: USA: Madison Square Garden Attendance: 18,500 - SOLD OUT Location: New York, United States Total Viewers: 44,502,621 Backstage: Kurt Angle infomrs Cody that he's not medical cleared The camera finds CODY RHODES, looking focused and determined, walking through the backstage area. He’s got that signature swagger, but there’s a noticeable tape around his ribs, a subtle nod to recent battles. As he approaches a doorway, SMACKDOWN General Manager KURT ANGLE steps out, clipboard in hand, looking serious. KURT ANGLE: "Cody! Just the man I wanted to see... though I wish it were under better circumstances." CODY RHODES: "GM Angle. What's up?" KURT ANGLE: "I just got off the phone with our medical staff. Cody, they've reviewed your latest tests. Due to the damage you've sustained, particularly around your ribs, they have not cleared you to compete tomorrow night at Saturday Main Event." CODY RHODES: "No. Absolutely not. With all due respect, Kurt, I don't care what some doctor's report says. This isn't about 'being cleared.' This is about ending a story. This is about Gunther. I've risked everything my entire career, and I'm willing to risk it all again to finish this. Tomorrow night, I will face Gunther." KURT ANGLE: "Cody, I've been in that ring. I know what 'risking it all' means. My job is to protect these athletes, but I also know a man who won't be denied. Against my better judgment, I'll draw up the contract for tomorrow's match. It'll be ready for you to sign tonight, but understand, you're signing away more than just your name." Kurt Angle gives Cody a stern, almost regretful look, then turns and walks away. Cody watches him go, then looks forward, a fire burning in his eyes, clutching his taped ribs for a moment before continuing his path. Rating: 90% Promo: Gunther mocks with Cody Rhodes The arena is filled with the imposing, classical music of GUNTHER. GUNTHER: "Silence! The Ring General has arrived. And unlike some... pretenders... I am here, ready, and medically cleared to compete. Ha! I heard the whispers backstage. Cody Rhodes, the 'American Nightmare,' the man who claims he'd 'finish the story'... apparently, his medical staff has written him out of it." A beat of silence, as Gunther surveys the crowd, who are booing him vehemently. GUNTHER: "Isn't that just perfect? The great Cody Rhodes, so quick to embrace adversity, now clinging to a doctor's note like a child to a comfort blanket. You claim you're willing to risk everything? Yet, when faced with the absolute, unyielding force that is GUNTHER, suddenly your body fails you. Is it the damage, Cody, or is it the fear of what I will inflict upon you tomorrow night? This is not some fairy tale you can script, Cody. This is my empire, built on discipline, on pain, on a brutal reality that your 'story' cannot comprehend. You may limp into that ring tomorrow, driven by some misguided sense of legacy, but I promise you this: your body may be broken, but after Saturday Main Event, your spirit will be utterly shattered. And then, everyone will know the truth: Cody Rhodes was never, ever, on the level of the Ring General!" Rating: 83% Match 1: GUNTHER Vs. Sheamus Winner: GUNTHER (Submission Pass Out via Sleeper Hold) Rating: 82% Backstage: DIY are worried about tomorrow's match DIY are shown strategizing. They're worried about the No DQ stipulation. Ciampa says they need to be smart, use weapons to their advantage. Gargano agrees — whatever it takes to keep the titles. Rating: 90% Match 2: Bianca Belair & IYO SKY Vs. The Unholy Union The champs win, but Bianca refuses to tag IYO until the very end. Winner: IYO SKY (Pinfall via Over The Moonsault) Rating: 64% Post Match: IYO tries to raise Bianca’s hand; Bianca pulls away. Rating: 71% Match 3: Shotzi Vs. Tiffany Stratton Winner: Tiffany Stratton (Pinfall via Prettiest Moonsault Ever) Rating: 62% GM Office: Iyo Sky vent out to Kurt Angle IYO vents to Kurt Angle, who warns them: “If you two can’t coexist, you’ll lose those titles sooner than you think.” Rating: 75% Promo: Intense staredown between Omos and Orton JACK PERRY stands in the center of the ring, microphone in hand, a smug grin plastered across his face. Beside him, Omos looms like a silent, towering monolith, his gaze sweeping over the booing crowd. The United States Championship isn't on Perry, but he carries himself as if it should be. JACK PERRY: "YEAH! You can boo all you want! You can complain all you want! But the truth, the undeniable, stone-cold truth, is staring you right in the face! Last week, at Survivor Series, I proved that I am the future of this company! I outsmarted LA Knight, I outlasted the competition, and if it wasn't for that venomous old snake, Randy Orton, meddling in my business, that championship would be around my waist right now!" The boos intensify. Perry just smirks, shaking his head. JACK PERRY: "And speaking of Randy Orton... where is he? Probably nursing those old bones, regretting the day he decided to stick his nose where it didn't belong. He thought he could slither in, hit an RKO, and just... fix things? Oh, Randy, Randy, Randy. You're an old dog, and this is a new era. An era where the 'Viper' gets put down by the 'Scapegoat' and his... personal protection!" Perry gestures grandly to Omos, who stares out impassively. JACK PERRY: "Omos here? He's not just muscle, people. He's a statement. A statement that no one, not even a supposed 'Legend Killer,' can stand in our way. So, Randy, if you're listening, from whatever dark corner you're hiding in, just know this: we're coming for everything. And there's nothing you, or anyone else, can do to stop us—" Suddenly, the arena goes dark. The familiar, chilling sound of a viper's hiss echoes through the speakers, followed by the opening chords of RANDY ORTON's theme music! The crowd erupts into a thunderous roar. The lights flash, revealing RANDY ORTON emerging onto the stage, a predatory look in his eyes. He walks slowly, deliberately, down the ramp, never breaking eye contact with Omos. Perry starts to look nervous, stepping back slightly behind Omos. JACK PERRY: "W-what are you doing out here, old man? I just told you, this isn't your playground anymore!" Orton ignores Perry completely. His eyes are locked on Omos. Omos, for his part, meets Orton's gaze, a rare flicker of something other than impassiveness in his expression. As Orton reaches ringside, he doesn't enter immediately. He pauses, slowly removing his jacket, tossing it aside without looking. He then steps up onto the apron, his focus still solely on the giant in the ring. Omos takes a single, slow step forward, meeting Orton's intense stare from across the ring. The air crackles with unspoken tension. The size difference is monumental, but Orton's unblinking, venomous gaze makes it feel like he's looking through Omos, right to his core. Perry is forgotten, cowering slightly behind Omos. Orton slowly, deliberately, raises the microphone he has in his hand, bringing it to his lips, never taking his eyes off Omos. RANDY ORTON: "...You don't scare me." The crowd explodes again. The staredown intensifies, a silent battle of wills between the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Omos breathes out slowly, a slight shake of his head. The camera zooms in tight on their faces, holding the intense moment until the segment fades out. Rating: 90% Match 4: Shinsuke Nakamura & Dijak Vs. Los Dragones Celestiales Winner: Rey Fenix (Pinfall via Springboard 450 Splash) Rating: 70% Post Match: DYI downs to the ring to confront Los Dragones Celestiales Ciampa: "Tomorrow, you're going to regret asking for this match. No rules means we can do ANYTHING to you." Dragon Lee: "No rules means you can't hide behind cheap tricks. Tomorrow, we take back what's ours." Gargano: "You want violence? We invented violence." Rey Fenix: "¡Mañana, volamos! (Tomorrow, we fly!)" Intense staredown. Both teams ready for war. Rating: 81% Backstage interview: Roxanne Perez is confidently proclaiming her rise Backstage interview with Roxanne Perez who is confidently proclaiming her rise. Bayley walks by, smiling politely. Roxanne makes a snarky comment about "old-timers blocking new talent" under her breath, loud enough for Bayley to hear. Bayley gives a slight head shake but keeps walking, trying to ignore it. Rating: 79% Match 5: Hollyhood Haley J Vs. Roxanne Perez Winner: Roxanne Perez (Pinfall via Falcon Arrow) Rating: 55% Post Match: Roxanne mocks Bayley without saying her name Roxanne celebrates excessively, looking directly at the camera as if to prove a point, clearly mocking Bayley without saying her name. Rating: 69% Promo: In-Ring Attack & Emotional Confrontation The arena lights up, and the familiar "Yeah!" of LA KNIGHT's entrance music blares. The crowd is on its feet as Knight, looking confident and ready for action, begins his walk down the ramp, basking in the cheers. He's halfway to the ring when suddenly, from behind the LED board, SOLO SIKOA and JACOB FATU explode onto the ramp, lunging at Knight from both sides! COREY GRAVES: "OH MY GOD! It's the New Order of Violence! Solo Sikoa and Jacob Fatu ambushing LA Knight!" Solo grabs Knight, driving him into the steel steps while Fatu rains down vicious strikes. They drag Knight back onto the ramp, slamming his head against the unforgiving floor. Solo lines him up, connecting with a brutal Samoan Spike, while Fatu follows up with a running hip attack against the barricade. Knight is left writhing in pain, clearly outnumbered and overwhelmed. Suddenly, the crowd ROARS as JIMMY USO's music hits! Jimmy sprints out from the back, a steel chair in hand, his face a mask of fury! Wade Barrett: "It's Jimmy Uso! He's here for payback!" Jimmy slides into the ring, chair held high, but Solo and Fatu are already turning their attention. Jimmy swings wildly, connecting with a chair shot to Jacob Fatu's back, dropping him to a knee! Solo charges, but Jimmy sidesteps, catching him with another chair shot to the gut! The crowd is on fire, chanting for Jimmy! Jimmy stands over the downed Fatu, but Solo recovers quickly. He tackles Jimmy from behind, sending him sprawling. Fatu, now recovered, joins in, and the two members of the New Order of Violence converge on Jimmy. They unleash a furious flurry of punches and kicks. Solo lifts Jimmy onto his shoulders, and Fatu launches from the ropes with a devastating Samoan Splash! Jimmy crashes hard to the mat, barely moving. Corey Graves: "They've decimated Jimmy Uso! Just like they did months ago!" Solo and Fatu stand over the fallen bodies of LA Knight and Jimmy Uso, their chest puffed out, a silent declaration of dominance. Solo Sikoa raises his World Heavyheight Title and Fatu the USA Title in the air, then slowly exit the ring, leaving destruction in their wake. Medical personnel and referees rush to aid Knight and Jimmy. As Jimmy is being gingerly helped to his feet, wincing in pain, PAUL HEYMAN, looking distraught and concerned, rushes down to ringside. PAUL HEYMAN: "Jimmy! Oh my God, Jimmy! Look at this! This is a massacre! This is a travesty! Your brother, your cousin... they're out of control! They're a plague upon this company, upon your family! Jimmy, listen to me! There's only one man who can stop this! One man who can bring order back to this chaos, back to our family!" Heyman grabs Jimmy's arm, looking him earnestly in the eye. PAUL HEYMAN: "You need Roman, Jimmy! We need Roman! The Tribal Chief, the Head of the Table! He's the only one who can put these monsters back in their place! Tell me you'll call him, Jimmy! Tell me you'll ask for his help!" Jimmy slowly pulls his arm away from Heyman. He winces, clutching his ribs, his eyes narrowed at his former "Wise Man." There's a mix of pain and deep-seated resentment in his gaze. JIMMY USO: "Roman... Roman isn't coming, Heyman." PAUL HEYMAN: "What are you talking about, Jimmy? Of course he'll come once he's medical cleared! This is family!" JIMMY USO: "Family? You talk about family now? Where was Roman... where was the 'Head of the Table'... when Solo and Fatu put me on the shelf for months? Where was he then, Heyman? Huh? I was beaten down, left for dead, and he was nowhere! He didn't pick up the phone, he didn't send a message, he didn't care!" Jimmy pushes past Heyman, refusing to let the medical staff help him further for a moment, looking directly into the camera, raw emotion etched on his face. JIMMY USO: "I don't need Roman Reigns! I faced them once, I'll face them again! And next time... next time, I'm finishing my story, my way!" Jimmy glares at Heyman one last time, then allows the medical team to assist him backstage, leaving a stunned Paul Heyman standing alone at ringside, processing Jimmy's defiant words. The camera focuses on Heyman's conflicted expression as the segment fades. Rating: 93% Main Event Cody Rhodes and GUNTHER end their contract signing with a brawl, before being pulled apart by various officials Rating: 87%

Ou seja, lá para junho é definida uma nova data.

Vai ser tão bom ouvir os relatadores todos baralhados porque não conhecem ninguém das equipas

WWE: Raw – Mon 09 December 2024 Total Rating: 87% Venue: USA: Desert Diamond Arena Attendance: 18,540 Location: Arizona, United States Promo: The Kingdom's Dominance The arena is bathed in a regal, ominous purple light as "The All Mighty" Bobby Lashley makes his way to the ring, flanked by the World Tag Team Champions, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods of The New Day. BOBBY LASHLEY: Let this be a message to every single locker room, every single brand, and every single soul who watches World Wrestling Entertainment: The Kingdom is here to stay! For too long, this place has been run by pretenders, by men and women who couldn't carry the weight of true power. But with The New Day by my side, with these champions representing the gold standard, we will continue to dominate Raw! And we will end Karion Kross! KOFI KINGSTON: That's right, Bob! These aren't just any tag team titles, folks. These are the WWE World Tag Team Championships, and they belong to the most decorated, the most dangerous, and the most powerful faction in all of WWE! You see us? We're a well-oiled machine, ready to run over anyone who dares step in our way! XAVIER WOODS: Every single person in the back, every Superstar dreaming of glory, they need to understand one thing: If you stand against The Kingdom, you will fall. It's not a threat, it's a promise. We are here to rewrite history, and your name won't even be a footnote. Suddenly, the confident swagger of The Kingdom is broken by the f music of The Street Profits! Montez Ford and Angelo Dawkins burst onto the stage, mics in hand. MONTEZ FORD: WHOA WHOA WHOA! Hold up there, Bobby! And hold up there, New Day! Y'all talking about dominating and rewriting history, but from where we're standing, it looks a lot more like you've been ducking us for weeks! Huh?! ANGELO DAWKINS: Yeah, we've been watching! We've been waiting! And we're sick and tired of the smoke and mirrors, the fancy speeches, and the Kingdom's little power trip! You've got our titles, Kofi and Woods, and we want our shot! We want our World Tag Team Championship shot! Before the Street Profits can even take another step, a chilling gong echoes through the arena, and the lights shift to a stark, smoky red. Karrion Kross, with Scarlett by his side, slowly emerges onto the stage, a sinister smirk playing on his lips. He's not even looking at the Street Profits, his gaze fixed solely on Bobby Lashley in the ring. KARRION KROSS: Tick. Tock. You speak of domination, Lashley? You speak of power? Yet, what I see before me is nothing more than three men... so utterly afraid to fight alone, they cling to each other like desperate children. You needed me at Survivor Series, Lashley. You begged for my help, and when I denied it, your little Kingdom crumbled. You're not powerful. You're simply a coward with some new friends. And frankly, I'm not impressed. Just as the tension reaches a boiling point, Adam Pearce strides out onto the stage, looking thoroughly annoyed by the chaos. ADAM PEARCE: ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU! This isn't what Raw is about! Lashley, Kross, your issues can wait. New Day, Street Profits, you want to prove who the best tag team is? Fine! No more talking, no more ducking, no more excuses. Tonight, live on Monday Night Raw, we are going to see The New Day take on The Street Profits! And just to keep things fair and squarely focused on proving yourselves, it will be a non-title match! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a show to run. (Pearce' exits, leaving all six Superstars glaring at each other as the main event for later in the evening is set.) Rating: 84% Video Promo: Ronda invites Tessa for a Title Match at SNME RONDA ROUSEY: Tessa. You and I, we've walked a path together. I’ve seen your fire, your skill, your dedication. This championship isn't just gold; it's a symbol of what it means to be the best. To bring honor and prestige to this title, I need to face the absolute toughest competition. And after everything, after proving yourself time and again, there's no one I respect more to step into this ring with. So, next Saturday, at Saturday Main Event, I am officially inviting you, Tessa Blanchard, to challenge me for the WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship. Come prove yourself, protégé. Show the world why I believe in you. Rating: 90% Video Package: Hype Promo of Bron Breakker x Sami Zayn Rating: 100% Match 1: Shinsuke Nakamura Vs. Sami Zayn Winner: Sami Zayn (Pinfall via Helluva Kick) Rating: 88% Post Match: Sami Zayn cuts a promo about Breakker SAMI ZAYN: "They've counted me out my whole life. 'Too small,' 'not strong enough,' 'he'll never make it.' But I'm still here. Bron, you're a machine – stronger, faster, more athletic. I know. But I've survived worse than a machine. This Saturday, it's not just for me. It's for every single person who's ever been told they're not enough, for everyone who refuses to give up. We fight. We survive!" Bron Breakker appears on the stage. Staredown from a distance. Bron simply points at Sami and makes a "you're dead" gesture. Intensity without contact. Rating: 88% Interview: Charlotte Flair interview about Rhea Ripley Charlotte Flair interview with Cathy Kelley. "Cathy, everyone wants to know - can Charlotte and Rhea coexist before Day 1? The answer is simple: I respect Rhea Ripley. She's tough, she's talented. But respect doesn't win championships. At Day 1, I'm going to show everyone why I'm the most decorated women's champion in WWE history. Rhea, I'll see you in the ring." Rating: 88% GM Office: Chad Gable demands to Pearce his title match right now Gable demands his title match immediately, but Pearce says “you'll have your chance.” He makes a Tag Match instead: Jey Uso & Andrade vs. Chad Gable & Ludwig Kaiser Rating: 69% Match 2: Ludwig Kaiser & Chad Gable Vs. Jey Uso & Andrade Attackers: Winner: (Double DQ) Rating: 65% Post-match: Dom declares he’s entering the match too — “I don’t wait for permission!” Rating: 81% Announcer: Cole confirms Fatal4Way for the Men's Intercontinental Championship at SNME Rating: 82% Interview: Rhea Ripley interview about Charlotte Flair Rhea Ripley interview with Cathy Kelley. "Look, Charlotte can talk about her accolades all she wants. But I'm the one who pinned Jade Cargill at Survivor Series. Not Charlotte. ME. At Day 1, I'm proving that this is MY time, not hers. And then I'm taking that title from Jade." Rating: 79% Pre-Match: Tessa accepts the invitation from Ronda TESSA BLANCHARD: Ronda... I heard you. And honestly, it means more than words can say. To be recognized by the Ronda Rousey, the Baddest Woman on the Planet, my mentor... it’s an honor I won’t take lightly. You’ve taught me so much, pushed me to be better, and now, you're offering me the biggest opportunity of my career. So, with all the respect in the world, mentor to protégé... I accept! Next Saturday, at Saturday Main Event, I promise you, Ronda, I will bring everything I have. And I will make you proud, even if it means taking that Women's Intercontinental Championship for myself! Rating: 91% Match 3: Shayna Baszler Vs. Tessa Blanchard Winner: Tessa Blanchard (Pinfall via Buzzsaw) Rating: 62% Entrance: Braun Strowman is back! Rating: 82% Match 4: Braun Strowman Vs. Ricochet Winner: Braun Strowman (Pinfall via Running Powerslam) Rating: 74% Match 5: Nikki Cross Vs. Jade Cargill Winner: Jade Cargill (Pinfall via Jaded) Rating: 71% Post Match: Jade Cargill completely destroy Nikki Cross to send a message Jade Cargill does a brutal attack on Nikki Cross leaving her inconscient. Jade grabs a microphone, standing over Nikki impeding her of receiving medical attention: "This is what I do to former world champions. Imagine what I'm going to do to Charlotte and Rhea. Neither one of them can touch me. I'm the most DOMINANT Women's World Champion in history!" Jade poses with her title as Charlotte and Rhea watch on separate backstage monitors, both looking determined. Rating: 89% Main Event: New Day Vs. Street Profits Interference: Winner: Xavier Woods (Weapon Usage) Rating: 90% Post Match: The Kingdom stands tall. Street Profits are furious The Kingdom stands tall. Street Profits are furious about the interference. Karrion Kross watches from the stage with a knowing smile. Rating: 87%

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Spielberg. Emily Blunt. Não preciso saber mais, vou ver de certeza. Vi há dias o nuvo Superman e fiquei desiludido. É uma cópia do que já é feito na MCU

WWE: Smackdown – Fri 06 December 2024 Total Rating: 89% Venue: Rimrock Auto Arena Attendance: 12,000 Location: Montana, United States Opening Promo: Match set with "Undisputed rules" CODY RHODES: "Last Saturday, at Survivor Series, I walked into a war. A war against a Beast incarnate, Brock Lesnar, and I walked out... still the Undisputed WWE Champion. I faced the odds, I stared down the jaws of destruction, and I proved once again that I am here to finish my story." Cody pauses, his eyes scanning the crowd, then hardening as he focuses on the hard camera. CODY RHODES: "But as soon as the final bell rang, as soon as my hand was raised, another shadow emerged. A shadow that has been looming over me for far too long. A shadow that doesn't understand the meaning of respect, or honor, or a definitive ending. Gunther." A collective groan ripples through the crowd at the mention of Gunther's name. CODY RHODES: "You ambush me. You cheap-shot me after a grueling battle. You stand over me with that arrogant, disgusted look in your eyes, as if I am the one who doesn't belong. Let me be clear, Gunther: I have nothing but respect for your ability in this ring. You are a truly formidable competitor. But your constant interference, your need to prove something beyond a fair fight... it ends NOW. I am the Undisputed WWE Champion. I carry the weight of this industry on my shoulders. And I am tired of this game. I am tired of the cheap shots. I am tired of the ambushes. I am tired of the disrespect. This rivalry has gone on long enough. It's time to end this story once and for all." Just as Cody finishes, the piercing, serious orchestral music of GUNTHER cuts him off! The crowd reacts with a mix of boos and excitement. GUNTHER strides out onto the stage, his usual stoic intensity amplified. He doesn't run; he marches with purpose. Gunther enters the ring, slowly circling Cody, his eyes never leaving the champion. He takes a microphone, his voice calm, measured, and utterly dismissive. GUNTHER: "Rhodes. You speak of honor. You speak of respect. You speak of finishing your 'story.' All I see is a man clinging to a title he barely escaped with. You survived Lesnar, yes. But you did not dominate. And then, you expect me to simply stand by and applaud your mediocrity?" Gunther shakes his head slowly, a look of disappointment on his face. GUNTHER: "This 'game,' as you call it, is my life. It is the sacred art of professional wrestling. And I, Gunther, the Ring General, am here to restore order. You are a placeholder, Rhodes. You are merely keeping my championship warm." Gunther steps closer to Cody, his presence overwhelming. GUNTHER: "You want to end this? Good. So do I. At Saturday Main Event, on December 14th, I will challenge you for the WWE Men's Undisputed Championship." The crowd roars. Gunther raises a finger, a new intensity in his voice. GUNTHER: "But there will be one rule. One stipulation to ensure that this is a true test of a champion. There will be no 'champion's advantage.' No excuses, no shortcuts. If you, Cody Rhodes, are disqualified for any reason... you will lose the WWE Men's Undisputed Championship." The crowd buzzes, understanding the gravity of the stipulation. Cody's eyes widen slightly at the challenge, then a fierce, almost predatory smile spreads across his face. CODY RHODES: "No champion's advantage? DQ means the title changes hands? Gunther... you really are obsessed with pushing me to my limit. And you know what? I love it." Cody extends his free hand, a challenging gleam in his eyes. CODY RHODES: "Challenge accepted. Saturday Main Event. You, me. No excuses. This story... ends with me." Rating: 90% Backstage: Gunther finds Brock Lesnar silent staredown, pure tension. Gunther whispers: “This is my empire now. You are not welcome.” Rating: 82% Match 1: Carlito Vs. Rey Mysterio Winner: Rey Mysterio (Pinfall via 619) Rating: 79% Promo: Belair blames Sky for her elimination at Survivor Series Bianca cuts an angry promo blaming Iyo: “You cost me the elimination at Survivor Series!” Iyo Sky comes to the ring and fires back: “You were eliminated because you couldn’t focus. Don’t blame me.” Liv appears on the ramp, mocking both: “And that’s why I’m the champ — because you two can’t keep your egos in check.” Iyo Sky leaves the ring leaving Bianca alone for her match. Rating: 83% Match 2: Bianca Belair Vs. Tiffany Stratton Interference: Winner: Bianca Belair (Interference DQ) Rating: 70% Post Match: Iyo Sky saves Belair from Raquel's attack Rating: 85% Promo: Los Dragones Celestiales - Lucha Libre belongs on the biggest stage DRAGON LEE and REY FENIX stand in the center of the ring, looking directly at the camera. Fenix holds a microphone, his posture radiating a mix of pride and simmering frustration. REY FENIX: "For generations, our families, our culture, our very souls, have been poured into this sacred art. Lucha Libre. We came to World Wrestling Entertainment, the biggest stage in the world, not just to fly, not just to thrill, but to prove... to prove that Lucha Libre is more than just acrobatics. It is heart. It is passion. It is a way of life." DRAGON LEE: "But what have we found here? We have found... disrespect. We have found two men, Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa, who call themselves 'Do It Yourself,' but who only 'Do It Yourself' with cheap tricks, with hidden weapons, with betrayal!" REY FENIX: "Twice! Twice they have cheated us out of our dream! Twice they have tarnished the honor of these championships, the honor of Lucha Libre! They mock our heritage, they laugh at our spirit!" DRAGON LEE: "We demand justice! We demand another chance! But not under their rules! Not with their games! We demand a match where their cheating hands are tied! Where the better team, the honorable team, will finally prove who truly deserves to be the WWE Tag Team Champions!" Just as Los Dragones Celestiales finish their impassioned plea, a familiar, #DIY's theme song hits, and out walk JOHNNY GARGANO and TOMMASO CIAMPA, the WWE Men's Tag Team Champions, wide, mocking grins plastered on their faces. They have the titles slung casually over their shoulders. They strut down the ramp, laughing loudly at Dragones, clearly not taking any of their complaints seriously. They hop onto the apron, leaning against the ropes, still openly scoffing. JOHNNY GARGANO: "Oh, boo hoo, boo hoo! Did you hear that, Ciampa? They're sad! They're emotional! They're talking about 'honor' and 'justice'!" TOMMASO CIAMPA: "It's truly heartbreaking, Johnny. These poor little luchadores came all this way to 'prove' something... and all they've proven is that they can't beat two real men without crying about it afterward!" JOHNNY GARGANO: "Look, Dragon Lee, Rey Fenix... you've had your chances! Two chances! And guess what happened both times? You failed! You came up short! You didn't just lose, you got outsmarted. You got out-wrestled. You got out-DIY'd!" TOMMASO CIAMPA: "So why, tell me, why on earth do you think you deserve a third shot? Maybe... maybe the little luchadores should just pack up their colorful masks and go back to Mexico, where they belong! Go perform in a flea market, because the biggest stage in the world is clearly too much for you!" The crowd erupts in boos at Ciampa's xenophobic remark. Dragon Lee and Rey Fenix surge forward, fury contorting their faces. They yell back in rapid Spanish, demanding Ciampa repeat himself. Gargano quickly steps in front of Ciampa, holding his hand up. JOHNNY GARGANO: "Whoa, whoa, easy there, boys. See, this is why you're not champions. No discipline. All emotion. And quite frankly, we're done with you. We're done wasting our time. Go cry to Kurt Angle, because as far as we're concerned, this rivalry is OVER." Gargano and Ciampa turn their backs, raising their titles in triumph, preparing to leave. Los Dragones are held back by officials, seething with anger. KURT ANGLE appears in the ramp: "HOLD IT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, JOHNNY GARGANO! TOMMASO CIAMPA! I have heard enough. The WWE Universe has heard enough. And frankly, gentlemen, I am sick and tired of this entire situation. Two matches, two controversial endings. That is not the way championships should be decided in World Wrestling Entertainment. You want to prove Lucha Libre belongs, Dragones? And you, DIY, you want to prove you're the undisputed champions who need no excuses? Then we're going to give everyone what they deserve: a fair match! A match where there are no grey areas, no cheap shots, and no running away! Next week, at Saturday Main Event! It will be DIY defending the WWE Men's Tag Team Championships against Los Dragones Celestiales! And to ensure that everyone finally gets the definitive ending they crave... that match will be a TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!" Rating: 85% Match 3: Dragon Lee Vs. Johnny Gargano Ringside: Winner: Dragon Lee (Flash Pinfall) Rating: 86% Post Match: DIY looks worried for the first time Rating: 87% Match 4: Natalya Vs. Bayley Winner: Bayley (Pinfall via Rose Plant) Rating: 76% Natalya and Bayley respectfully shake hands after their match Despite her loss, Natalya shows respect for Bayley with a post match handshake. The two pose together in the ring as the fans show their appreciation. Rating: 72% Interview: Jimmy Uso about Solo Sikoa WADE BARRETT: "Jimmy, last week, Solo Sikoa cashed in his Money in the Bank contract and is now the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. What are your thoughts on that, and his actions at Survivor Series?" JIMMY USO: "Solo Sikoa... World Heavyweight Champion, huh? Lemme tell you somethin'. I don't care about that title. Not one bit. That shiny gold... that don't mean a damn thing to me right now." He shakes his head slowly, the anger building in his eyes. JIMMY USO: "What I care about is the blood that's been spilled. The trust that's been broken. The family that they tried to destroy. They laid me out. They put me on the shelf. They left me for dead, just like they did to Roman. And for what? For a title? For a bit of power?" Jimmy's jaw clenches, his voice rising with intensity. JIMMY USO: "I came back last week not for glory, not for championships, but for payback. For family. For what's right. That title around Solo's waist? That's just a target on his back. A symbol of everything they stole from us." He steps closer to the camera, his gaze unblinking. JIMMY USO: "So let Solo and Jacob Fatu hold onto their gold. Let them celebrate. Because I promise you this: I'm not coming for the World Heavyweight Championship. I'm coming for them. I'm coming to beat them. To humble them. To remind them what real family means. And when I'm done, that title won't matter anymore. All that's gonna be left is the blood... and the truth." Jimmy holds the camera's gaze for a tense moment, then slowly turns and walks out of frame, leaving the viewer with his chilling promise. The screen fades to black. Rating: 71% Promo: Randy Orton vows to get revenge from Perry and Omos RANDY ORTON: "Some people might be wondering why I did what I did last week. Why I stuck my nose in Jack Perry's business. Why I put a stop to that little punk's victory lap. The answer is simple, really. It's about debt. A debt that Jack Perry and his little monster, Omos, owe me." Orton pauses, a cold stare on his face. RANDY ORTON: "They thought they could put the Viper out. They thought they could take me out of the game and just walk away, consequences free. They thought they could stand over my body and celebrate. Oh, I remember. And I don't forget. Not when someone tries to end my career. So, let me be clear for Perry and for Omos: that was just the appetizer. I interfered because I wanted them to know I'm back. And now... now I'm coming for my pound of flesh. I'm coming for my revenge." Just as Orton finishes, the lights flicker. From behind, Omos storms into the ring, followed by JACK PERRY, who sprints in with a steel chair! Omos grabs Orton by the throat, hoisting him up. Perry raises the chair, ready to strike Orton down. Then suddenly, LA KNIGHT's music blares through the arena! "YEAH!" The fans erupt! Knight charges down the ramp, slides into the ring, and immediately goes after Perry, disarming him of the chair. He lays into Perry with a flurry of fists, sending him scrambling out of the ring. Omos, momentarily distracted by Knight, is still holding Orton. Knight turns his attention to Omos, hitting him with a series of hard rights and lefts, trying to free Orton. KURT ANGLE appears on the top of the ramp: Do you want to fight guys? GET ME A REFEREE and let them fight! Rating: 94% Main Event: Omos & Jack Perry Vs. LA Knight & Randy Orton Winner: Randy Orton (Pinfall via RKO) Rating: 88%

Nem em tomares uns banhos relaxantes em termas

Dos poucos jogos em que até as side quests valem a pena. É dos meus favoritos

. Big Van Vader pegou num microfone e informou o público que Bigelow é Big, ele próprio é Bad e, agora com Steve Williams, o grupo é verdadeiramente Dangerous. Tão bom 😂

Aqui está fino

E parecia que iam começar uma coisa fixe com ele ao ir caçar os Bloodline todos mas ficou-se por perder com 2 rollups contra os Usos..

No NXT não há squashes, é sempre equilibrado seja quem for. E às vezes faz falta para dar mais sumo às histórias. O SNME costuma dar no YouTube, deve ser aí novamente

Acho-o muito mais futura cara da WWE do que o Breakker

DX, Evolution, quando era a fase do Terror em que era WHC, a versão Corporate. Não consigo encontrar muitos defeitos nele enquanto pro wrestler

Concordo com quase tudo menos na parte do Hunter. Eu meto-o claramente ao lado desses gigantes que mencionaste.

WWE: Raw - Mon 02 December 2024 Total Rating: 84% Venue: Allstate Arena Attendance: 18,140 Location: Illinois, United States Total Viewers: 48,169,713 Opening Promo: Solo Sikoa celebrates the conquer of the WHC RAW opens to the ominous, low hum of the New Order of Violence theme. Solo Sikoa and Jacob Fatu stride confidently down the ramp, Solo holding the gleaming WWE Men's World Heavyweight Championship high over his shoulder. Jacob Fatu walks a menacing step behind, his eyes scanning the crowd with a predator's gaze. They step into the ring. Solo takes a mic, but his voice is calm, almost chillingly so, contrasting with the chaotic scene he created at Survivor Series. SOLO SIKOA: "Silence. That's the sound of the world understanding who truly runs this place now." Solo holds up the World Heavyweight Championship, letting the light catch it. Jacob Fatu cracks a rare, unsettling smile. SOLO SIKOA: "At Survivor Series, the Animal, Bobby Lashley, thought he was safe. He thought he had his little 'Kingdom' to protect him. But you saw what happened. When the moment came, when he needed help the most… Karrion Kross abandoned him. And in that moment, the true 'Main Event' player emerged." Solo gestures to Jacob Fatu. SOLO SIKOA: "We told you. We warned you. And now? Now, another championship belongs to the New Order of Violence. This isn't just a title. This is a statement. A statement that we take what we want, when we want it. No one can stop us." Solo's voice hardens, a dangerous edge creeping in. SOLO SIKOA: "LA Knight, you've got your championship. But how long until it's just another piece of gold for the New Order to collect? This is just the beginning. We don't just break people; we break empires. And this right here? This is our world now." Solo places a heavy hand on Jacob Fatu's shoulder, and they stand side-by-side, the World Heavyweight Championship held aloft by Solo. Rating: 80% Promo: Bobby Lashley interrupts Solo Sikoa The arena is still buzzing from Solo Sikoa's chilling championship celebration. Solo stands tall in the ring, the WWE Men's World Heavyweight Championship gleaming on his shoulder, Jacob Fatu beside him, looking menacingly at the crowd. Suddenly, a familiar siren blares, cutting Solo off mid-sentence! The crowd erupts as BOBBY LASHLEY's music hits. Lashley storms down the ramp, a vein visibly throbbing in his neck, pure rage etched across his face. He’s dressed in his gear, clearly ready for a fight, and he barely acknowledges Solo or Fatu as he barrels into the ring, snatching a mic from ringside. Solo and Fatu watch him, unfazed but attentive, ready for anything. BOBBY LASHLEY: "ENOUGH! ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP! You think this is your world, Solo?! You think you EARNED that championship?! You think you're the 'Tribal Chief' of anything other than being a COWARDLY opportunistic RAT?! That title! That World Heavyweight Championship that I was supposed to have, that I had in my grasp, that I fought tooth and nail for... it was STOLEN from me! And it wasn't stolen by him... IT WAS STOLEN BY YOU, KARRION KROSS!" The crowd gasps as Lashley’s voice reaches a fever pitch. BOBBY LASHLEY: "For weeks, I dragged your name through the mud! I beat you! I humiliated you! I showed the entire world that you were nothing but a broken puppet, a false prophet with a pretty little manager! And you know what? When the chips were down, when I needed ONE THING, one moment of payback for all the times I carried your dead weight, when I needed you to just stand there and let me stop that Money in the Bank cash-in... YOU DID NOTHING!" Lashley is practically screaming now, pacing the ring, his eyes darting frantically, looking for Kross. BOBBY LASHLEY: "You let him steal MY moment! You let him steal MY championship! And now, because of your betrayal, this opportunistic parasite has MY gold! Karrion Kross, you snake! You think you can hide?! You think you can run?! Get out here! FACE ME, KROSS! You hear me?! FACE ME NOW!" Lashley throws the mic down. Solo Sikoa and Jacob Fatu stand motionless, watching the scene unfold, almost enjoying Lashley's meltdown. Suddenly, the arena lights flicker, and the titantron sparks to life, showing KARRION KROSS and SCARLETT in a dimly lit, smoky backstage area. KARRION KROSS: (Calm, almost whispering, a cold smirk playing on his lips) "Tick-tock, Bobby. You really thought it was that simple? You thought you could tear me down, grind me into the dirt, and then, in your moment of desperation, I would simply... save you?" Scarlett steps slightly forward, a chilling smile on her face. SCARLETT: "Karma, Bobby. It always comes calling." KARRION KROSS: "You asked for chaos, Bobby. You asked for humiliation. And at Survivor Series, you got exactly what you deserved. The cycle completes itself. I've moved on, Bobby. Your World Heavyweight Championship is no longer my concern. But if you want a fight... if you crave retribution... if you truly believe I owe you something..." Kross's eyes narrow, a dark intensity taking over his gaze. KARRION KROSS: "Then you'll get one. In two weeks, at the Saturday Main Event, Bobby. You and I. One more time. Prepare for the reckoning." Kross and Scarlett dissolve back into the shadows on the tron as the screen goes black, leaving Lashley seething in the ring. Solo Sikoa and Jacob Fatu share a knowing glance, their new championship a heavy weight between them and the furious All Mighty. Rating: 82% Match 1 — Dakota Kai & Giulia vs. Kabuki Warriors Winner: Kairi Sane (Weapon Usage via Insane Elbow) Rating: 75% Post Match: Kabuki Warriors "the Kabuki Empire is reborn." The heels mockingly bow, declaring “the Kabuki Empire is reborn.” Dakota and Giulia vow revenge. Rating: 83% Backstage: Karrion Kross attacks Bobby Lashley Kross attacks Lashley from behind in the backstage! They brawl until security separates them. New Day approach Lashley while he's receiving medical attention. They say Kross is a snake, and they know about snakes. They promise to have Lashley's back. Rating: 95% Match 2 — Rezar vs. Julius Creed Ringside: Winner: Julius Creed (Pinfall via Military Press Slam) Rating: 59% Video: Sami has received medical clearance to compete Rating: 90% Match 3 — Bron Breakker vs. The Miz Winner: Bron Breakker (Pinfall via Spear) Rating: 74% Post Match: Sami Zayn challenges Bron Breakker BRON BREAKKER grabs a mic: "You know, last week, I made a promise. A promise that I would show everyone in the WWE Universe exactly what kind of man Sami Zayn is. And what did I show you? I showed you a man who talked a big game, a man who thought he could stand in my way, a man who thought he had 'heart'... and I showed you that all of that 'heart' gets you absolutely nothing when you're staring down the barrel of the most dominant, unstoppable force this company has ever seen. Sami Zayn is finished! He's a relic! He's a speed bump on the road to my inevitable championship reign! And anyone who thinks they can stop me, anyone who thinks they can even slow me down, is just as delusional as Sami Zayn was. Look around! Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can stand with the Wrestling Machine! Nobody can stop Bron Breakker!" Bron lets out a guttural roar, soaking in the mixed reactions. Just as he's about to continue, SAMI ZAYN's music hits, cutting him off! The crowd pops as Sami emerges from the stage, his usual energetic bounce subdued. He's limping slightly, holding his ribs, but there's a fire in his eyes. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, mic in hand, refusing to break eye contact with Bron, who watches him with a sneer. SAMI ZAYN: "Dominant? Unstoppable? Is that what you call it, Bron? Because from where I'm standing, I call it cowardly. I call it... predictable." Bron glares, taking a step towards the ropes. SAMI ZAYN: "Oh, I'm finished, am I? You put me down, you beat me unconscious, you broke my ribs... but here I am, Bron. Still standing. You can beat me down 100 times, you can Spear me through a wall, you can try to take every ounce of breath from my body... but you know what? I will keep getting back up!" Sami takes another slow, painful step forward. SAMI ZAYN: "And that, Bron, is the difference between us. You fight for yourself. You fight for titles, for glory, for proving how 'dominant' you are. But I... I fight for something bigger. I fight for every single person who's ever been told they're not good enough, who's been counted out, who's been beaten down but refused to stay down!" Sami raises his mic, a defiant look on his face. SAMI ZAYN: "So, Bron, you want to prove I'm finished? I've got some news for you. I've invoked my rematch clause! You and me. One more time. At Saturday Main Event, December 14th!" The crowd reacts with a loud cheer. SAMI ZAYN: "And this time, Bron... this time, I'm walking out with the win!" Sami points at Bron. Just as Bron looks like he's about to explode and charge at Sami, Adam Pearce appears on the top of the ramp. ADAM PEARCE: "Gentlemen! That is ENOUGH! Sami Zayn, your rematch clause is officially recognized. Bron Breakker, Sami Zayn... you both got what you wanted." Pearce leans into the camera, his voice stern. ADAM PEARCE: "Now, let's be clear: this match is set for Saturday Main Event. But until then, I want absolutely NO physical contact between the two of you. If either of you lays a hand on the other before December 14th, your match is off, and you will both be suspended indefinitely! Is that understood?!" Rating: 81% Promo: Arguments for Jade's World Title RHEA RIPLEY comes out to a huge pop. RHEA RIPLEY: "At Survivor Series, I did something Jade Cargill thought was impossible - I pinned her, 1-2-3, right in the middle of this ring. So let me make this real simple, Jade - I want MY shot at the Women's World Championship. Get out here and face me!" Jade Cargill's music hits. The champion walks out slowly, dripping in confidence with the title on her shoulder. JADE: "Rhea, Rhea, Rhea... you really think ONE pin in a Survivor Series match means something? That was a fluke, honey. You got lucky. One-on-one? You're not even in my stratosphere. I'm THAT BITCH, and you? You're just another name I'll erase from the division." CHARLOTTE FLAIR's music hits! HUGE pop! The Queen returns, looking regal and ready. CHARLOTTE: "Ladies, ladies... let's not forget who the REAL queen of this division is. Rhea, you did great at Survivor Series - after I helped YOU win that match. Jade? You've had a nice little run, but now I'm back. And when Charlotte Flair returns, championships follow. So both of you better get ready, because The Queen is taking back her throne." RHEA to CHARLOTTE: "Hold on, Charlotte. I pinned the champion. I earned this!" CHARLOTTE: "You earned it? I paved the way for you! Without me, your team loses!" JADE laughs: "This is adorable. Two desperate women fighting over who gets to lose to me first." GM ADAM PEARCE walks out again: "Alright, enough! You both have valid claims. So here's what we're going to do - Day 1, January 3rd, Charlotte Flair versus Rhea Ripley. Winner becomes the number one contender for Jade Cargill's Women's World Championship!" All three women stare each other down. Jade smirks and shoves Rhea into Charlotte! All three women start brawling! Jade bails out as Rhea and Charlotte exchange strikes. Security floods the ring to separate them. Jade holds up her title from the ramp, laughing. Rating: 88% Main Event— "Dirty" Dominik Mysterio vs. Chad Gable vs. Ludwig Kaiser Winner gets an Intercontinental Title Chance Ringside: Winner: Chad Gable (Pinfall via Chaos Theory) Rating: 73% Post Match: Jey Uso says he's ready for Gable- Again Jey Uso says he's ready to face Gable again. Rating: 86%