An Alternative WWE

[IlidioMA]

vamos apanhar overdose de Io e Bianca. Não só têm de fazer 7 combates, como este foram 3 em 1. Mas foi muito interessante. Cheguei a pensar que a Bianca ia fazer o 2-0. 

 

NXT Universe is right, Zelina! Se o Andrade e o Angel gsotassem um do outro, teriam um nome para a equipa!!!! 

 

A Traça, Lio Rush outra vez com push. Ruas + Lio Rush = 💗     🤣

 

Vai ganhar a Tessa, mas eu pushava a Mercedes ou a Mia.

 

Pobre Devlin. PErdeu facilmente com o o Patrick Clark. Mas on the other hand está a ajudar o Fergal Devit, o que significa que a minha esperança de uma Irish Coffee tag team está um pouco mais próxima de  se realizar.

 

O meu cérebro faleceu com esse ultimo combate. Então mas...... O Dijak agora vem em auxilio do seu inimigo????? 

E um TripleThreat era a oportunidade ideal para passares o titulo (ao Carrião) e libertares os outros dois babyfaces para serem challengers do NXT Championship. Don't percebi.

 

 

[Ruas]

Citação de IlidioMA, há 3 minutos:

A Traça, Lio Rush outra vez com push. Ruas + Lio Rush = 💗     🤣

A verdade é que não tenho muito mais opções para desafiar o Swerve.

Citação de IlidioMA, há 4 minutos:

O meu cérebro faleceu com esse ultimo combate. Então mas...... O Dijak agora vem em auxilio do seu inimigo????? 

Ele não foi em auxilio de ninguém. O Karrion Kross atacou-o na semana passada remember? Ele só veio garantir que ele não ganhava o título.

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 37 minutos:

A verdade é que não tenho muito mais opções para desafiar o Swerve.

Ele não foi em auxilio de ninguém. O Karrion Kross atacou-o na semana passada remember? Ele só veio garantir que ele não ganhava o título.

veio um pouco em auxílio. Sim, não veio com esse proposíto, mas teve esse efeito e ele não o poderia ignorar.

 

Se não tens gente abaixo de 205, o Regal tem duas escolhas, ou manda emagrecer um ou dois, ou pede emprestada a balança mui científica do Kurt Angle e te garanto que até o Bronson Reed passa a pesar 204...XDXD

[Ruas]

Citação de IlidioMA, há 4 minutos:

veio um pouco em auxílio. Sim, não veio com esse proposíto, mas teve esse efeito e ele não o poderia ignorar.

Também podes ver pelo lado de ele achar que não consegue vencer o Karrion Kross one on one e prefere que seja outro a ficar com o título já que ele tá next numa oportunidade pelo NA.

[IlidioMA]

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 19 horas:

Que raio... Então o Rush propõe assim um possível 3 way do nada e o Isaiah aceita? Bom combo era se fosse para o Rush turnar no Isaiah e tudo isto ser parte de um plano para um novo grupo com o Rush, Wilde e o Raul e assim ganharem o cruiserweight title, senão não vejo o sentido e o Isaiah é muito naive. 

sabes como é, os "fighting champions" pá. tem de aceitar estas m*rda, para manter esse estatuto. E o Rush não vai turnar. O Ruas não lhe faria isso. Acho que quem turna é o Swerve. The Swerve. Não precisa do Isiah nem do Scott. The Swerve. Como The Rock. 

[Ruas]

Só por gostar dele não significa que não o posso turnar. Até porque o prefiro como heel. Pode-se é argumentar que só faria sentido turnar se fosse para ganhar o título e não o ganhando não ia turnar por motivo nenhum.

[IlidioMA]

SmackDown, August 28, 2020. Pacific Coliseum, Vancouver, BC 17,090 in attendance.

The show starts with The Liturgy emitting a video, taped off-site at their Cathedral:

Seth – Last week the Holy Person of the Messiah was viciously and wickedly attacked by that faithless scum, that Punk called CM, who interrupted a most Holy Consecration of the Liturgy when our new Initiate, Curtis Axel was being inducted to our most solemn midst. Bit he didn’t do it alone, oh no my disciples! He had to have help, because lights just don’t magically shut down! The Messiah in his prophetic wisdom has foresaw that he was in cahoots with the Electrician technician of the Arena at Montreal. Now until WWE does not guarantee that these sorts of impious collusions don’t happen, the faithful will be deprived of the Messiah’s blissful presence at the live shows!

M. Cole – Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown, live on FOX, we’ve crossed the continent but remain in Canada, our last week here in the North in the beautiful city of Vancouver, at the historical Pacific Coliseum and apparently, we won’t have the Messiah Seth Rollins and his troupe with us tonight.

Paige – Good riddance! That delusional twat thinking he’s the World Champ!

B. Phoenix – What are you talking about, you’re a known supporter of delusional self-proclaimed World Champ, John Cena.

M. Cole – Speaking of which, his Open Challenge is now over, but we have to remember his bravado towards Bobby Lashley at SummerSlam after the Universal Championship’s match, and I understand the Universal Champion will be attending MMMizTv tonight, so we’ll see what’s his response.

B. Phoenix – I’m curious too. But now we have the Fatal 4Way Elimination match for the 24/7 Championship.

Vin Quade (C) vs Megalith vs Mojo Macabre vs RTruth

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24/7 Championship

RTruth enters still protesting over “Duquan’s untimely demise”, but that gets shut down quickly by Megalith who enters in no mood to goof around and immediately bashes RTruth around. Mojo Macabre enters as well, and him and Megalith lock eyes. The two giants seem to be on the edge of clashing even before the official starts the match. Right then the new champ, Vin Quade enters to a pyro show and Pacific Islander dancing, however all that gets spoiled by Mojo who doesn’t want to sit through all that and pommels the champ, swats off the dancers. Him and Megalith enter the ring and Mojo eyeballs the ref and points to the bell. The referee starts the match, even though only Mojo and Megalith are able to compete. The two monsters clash and none can outpower the other after a while, so no big impact moves are performed. But then Mojo goes for a spear, but Megalith evades the move and the Macabre One crashes throught the ring pole and stays down. Megalith grabs him, Standing Stone, 1, 2, 3. Mojo Macabre is eliminated.

By this point RTruth and and Vin Quade are up and they make a pact against the bigger Megalith. With this double teaming the big man cannot do much and after a jumping heel kick by Truth Quade grabs his head, Thunder Down Under, covers him, 1, 2, RTruth interrupts the count and advances for the cover himself, Quade is confused “What are you doing?? It’s an elimination match!” but RTruth’s cover is locked in, 1, 2, 3. RTruth thinks he has won, and celebrates. Quade smirks behind him, and RTruth realizes what’s happening, turns around, falcon arrow by Vin Quade, 1, 2, 3! The 24/7 Champion Retains!!

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M. Cole – And we’re back. Last week we all saw Corey flying to Scotland to persuade Nikki Cross to come back and resume her WWE career, and, Beth, it worked!

B. Phoenix – Sure did, Cole, as she is here and has a match scheduled against Deonna Purrazzo happening later on. Paige?

Paige – I have nothing to say about her of Scotland, because every time I talk about her those dimwits up in Scotland get all rowdy against me in social media, so I’ll abstain from making any derogatory comments about that fat slag and that miserable place. I swear.

M. Cole - Huh..well..You just…moving on, the STUDS and the SmackDivas are entering the stage, they’re ready for MMMiz TV.

MMMiz TV Hosts:

Miz – Welcome to the most must see program in WWE history, welcome to MMMiz TV.

Maryse – And tonight a very special guest, our Universal Champion, Bobby Lashley!

Morrison – And of course our fellow-Studs, Titus the Titan, Dolph Ziggler, and the beautiful Lana. Welcome all. And Bobby, let me just right away congratulate you for that stellar victory against the Monster, Braun Strowman! Clean as a whistle.

MMMiz Tv Guests:

Miz – Now Bobby, let’s cut right through the chase: what response does delusional John’s bravado directed at you at SummerSlam?

Bobby – I…

Lana – Bobby, I’ll take it from here. Delusional John merits no response!

Bobby – No, Lana, my darling, I’ll respond to this myself. (He turns directly to the camera) JOHN CENA! I am the WORLD CHAMP! The one and only WORLD CHAMP. There’s no John Cena, no Seth Rollins, heck, there’s no Samoa Joe, no Finn Bálor, no Walter, no Tetsuya Naito, no John Moxley, no Rush, no Eddie Edwards, no Nick Aldis, no Último Guerrero, no Kenny Omega, whomever is out there also claiming to be World Heavyweight Champion, no one is more of a champion than me!

Maryse – Strong words there, champ!

Bobby (he gets more excited) – And to prove just that, tonight I’m having a World Title match against whoever GM Kurt Angle choses so.

Miz (getting even more excited than Lashley) – AND NEXT WEEK, JOHN CENA, BOBBY LASHLEY IS GOING TO INVADE THE FREAKING FIREFLY FUN HOUSE. And guess what, the STUDS are coming with him, ‘cause myself and Johnny here, we didn’t lose the match for the Tag Team Titles, and we want those straps! (Bobby Lashley gets a little taken aback by that inflamed statement by the Miz, clearly that wasn’t on his plans)

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Kayla is standing outside GM Angle’s Office, she knocks and enters

Kayla – Mr. GM, Commanding Officer, Sir

K. Angle – Kayla, please, no formalisms needed, you know me, Plain Ol’ Angle. Just call me Kurt

Kayla - Ok…Kurt, Bobby Lashley has just asked you to book him a title match for tonight, have you considered an opponent.

K. Angle – Of course I have. Bobby Lashley is stating there’s no one more of a Champion than him, so I’ll booking, tonight against another great Champion: US Champion, Murphy!!!!

Kayla – But, Kurt….Murphy is absent, didn’t you see the video that played at the opening of the Show?

K. Angle (sweating like a pig, and visibly embarrassed) – Huh…I…of course…hu…well…sure I knew that, Kayla! That’s what I was going to say before you interrupted me. I WOULD schedule him against US Champion, Murphy, however, since that great champion isn’t here tonight, I’m scheduling him against another great Champion…

We can overhear him asking someone off camera “Are the tag champs here tonight? No? Oh crap…”. But then 24/7 Champion, Vin Quade passes by, he’s instantly grabbed by Angle:

K. Angle – Another Great Champion, the 24/7 Champion (he asks in Quade’s ear “What’s your name again son?”) Vitto Quayle! Huh, pardon, Vin Quade, that’s it. A veritable Clash of Champions here tonight!

V. Quade – But, Kurt, Sir, I already had a match tonight?

K. Angle (murmurs behind a fake smile) – Shut up son, I already made a fool of myself live on National Tv…

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We’re at the locker room, Corey is talking with Nikki Cross, who’s second guessing herself.

Corey – Come on Nikki! Your match is scheduled for right now!

Nikki – Coery, go awê, I wont goe. I forfeet. I dun caere! I’m in no condition toe hav’ a match.

Corey – I’ll talk to management to postpone you match for later on, but that’s all I can do Nikki. I can’t get you up there in the ring, nor fight for you.

M. Cole – Oh and we’re back with some news: Universal Champion Bobby Lashley is going to defend his title against 24/7 Champion Vin Quade, and Nikki Cross is apparently not going to show up for her match.

Paige – She’s a bloody coward, like all Scots! Drunken cowards.

B. Phoenix – She’s not a coward, she’s just in a very dark place mentally. I understand why her head isn’t exactly in competing here tonight.

M. Cole – Anyhow, I’ve just been informed that Nikki’s match is postponed for afterwards and now we have the match for the Group B of the SmackDown presents: The Women’s Tag Team Word Cup.

SmackDivas vs KickStarters

Lana and Dakota Kai start the match, and right away Raquel Gonzalez big boots Maryse off the apron then double stomps on her chest. Maryse is out. Inside the ring, Lana has hit with a couple of lariats, but Kai counters with a couple of gutchecks, then Dakota Kai immediately hits Lana with a Kai-ropractor, then a Kai-nadian Destroyer, cover, 1, 2, 3.

B. Phoenix – Oh wow! That was fast. An old-time squash match.

M. Cole – Indeed. And with that, the SmackDivas are out. Victory in group B is going to be decided between the KickStarters and the Liv & Lacey Combine.

Paige (laughing profusely) – These trophy-wives bimbos have no place in the ring. Bloody hell (falls off the chair laughing)

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Backstage, the W.O.W. are assembled at the Gym. Goldberg is conversing with his stablemates, with fatherly demeanor.

Goldberg – Guys, I’ve been talking with Braun and he’s out for some weeks after that catastrophic clash against the steel steps at SummerSlam. He as a separated shoulder and two cracked ribs. But guys there’s no point in the W.O.W disarming just yet. I mean the Vikings still want to capture the Tag Team Titles, and Gronk here still wants the 24/7, then the US title.

Gronk – That’s right Bill. But how about you? Which title do you covet?

Goldberg – Rob, Imma be your coach, My success will be your success, my fighting days are ov..

Suddenly

A strident rendition of Rule Britannia is played. It’s the Commonwealth of Nations! King Corbin, Lord Barrett, Earl Roode, Count Gallagher and Duke Maverick.

Corbin (with a fake British accent) – My noblemen, didst I overheard it correctly (Barrett confirms “You did your Majesty”) Did I overhear the..what are you called? The Overwights, right? Did I overhear the Overwights ploting and scheming in corners like traitorous rats?

Gronk – I’m a Patriot, so I have nothing to say to a man who spat on the Old Glory and renounced the American Citizenship!

Barrett – My Lord, you are 100% correct! As usual. Those traitorous words are all the indictment we needed. Shall we apply the Kings Justice at once, my liege?

Corbin just nods, and the Commonwealth of Nations attacks the W.OW. 5-to-4 means that after a few minutes the Commonwealth take the upper hand, and are able to put the WOW away, by utilizing gym material as weapons. In the end, both the W.O.W. and the gym are trashed.

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B. Phoenix – Oh wow, the Commonwealth of Nations have arrived on SmackDown! And they’ve already made a huge statement.

M. Cole – Right, they trashed four Whopping Oversized Wallops in no time. What further wreckage could they achieve here on the blue brand, Paige?

Paige – Finally, some dignifying representatives of British culture, here on SmackDown Cole! Until now the only Brit was that disheartening slug Nikki Cross.

M. Cole – Speaking of Nikki, her match is bound to start now, Deonna is already on the ring, Nikki’s theme song has sounded but, she’s nowhere to be seen. Oh wait, here comes our colleague Corey.

Corey Graves – I have to come here to announce Nikki is not coming, so, Deonna, unfortunately, you’ll have no match tonight, I know you wanted to gain some match exercise for you guys next week final Tag team World Cup match…

THE GODDESS IS HERE. Alexa Bliss enters, grabs a mic, shoves Corey out of the way.

Alexa – Get out of here you creep. Yeah, I know you have been stealing my panties for years you creep. Get outta here before I crack your skull. Deonna, you want a match? Fight me. (Deonna agrees, and after a while the match is made official)

Alexa Bliss vs Deonna Purrazzo (w/ Candice LeRae)

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Deonna starts fired up with a couple of lariats then a gourdbuster, cover, 1, 2, Alexa kicks out. Deonna doubles down with a bicycle kick, but Alexa grabs her leg flips her round and performs a over the shoulder arm drag. She keeps focusing on her arm, immediately connecting with 5 arm stomps, then a crossarmbar.

Outside the ring, Candice LeRae is spurring her partner on, but Deonna is ready to tap. She finds a second wind and resists on. She grabs a rope. Candice goes on the apron to lend Deonna her support, but Alexa complains to the referee that a interference is occurring so the referee goes to talk to Candice. Alexa, seizing the distraction, grabs Deonna’s hair violently. Candice is frantic, but the referee interprets that as a will to interfere, so the more she protests, the more the ref doesn’t see what’s happening on the ring where Alexa is jerking Deonna’s head around by the hair, until an actual hair lock is yanked off. Deonna is in shock with the pain, the audience is also in shock as Alexa parades the hairlock around the ring.

From that point on Alexa completely dominates the match, as Deonna is aching and isn’t even able to mount up a defense. After a hefty beating, Deonna is trying to get to safety, off the ring, but Alexa seizes the moment to apply the Glitter Blizzard, cover, 1, 2, 3. Alexa impresses with the win, but she is not content with the win; after the bell rings she immediately starts assaulting Deonna. Candice goes to defend her partner, but is met by the same fate, Alexa beats them both, then exposes the turnbuckle and pommels both heads on the exposed turnbuckle. By the end Alexa is queen of the carnage, and laughs in the ring.  

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B. Phoenix – What a brutal display by the Goddess, what a message she sends her former partner, Nikki Cross.

Paige – What? She’s over all that, Beth, she’s sending a strong message to the top of the women’s division and the brass here on SmackDown, she coming to the top, she’s coming after Sasha Banks’ gold.

M. Cole – Speaking of which, Paige, Beth, I gotta ask you both, because social media is buzzing with rumors about a possible match between either of you against Sasha Banks in the future, after what happened last week, between both you guys words towards Sasha, her response, and the fact things almost came to blows.

Paige – I’m retired. Worse yet, I’m medically retired. So no chance.

B. Phoenix – I’m not medically retired, but I retired a long time ago, and I wish to remain retired, so

Suddenly, Sasha Banks creeps up from behind the pair, from the audience. Beth and Paige are oblivious to this, and Sasha picks up a camera chord and from behind passed the chord in front of both commentator’s necks at once, pulls and begins choking them simultaneous. They are powerless to break the hold, and security have to intervene to separate them. They finally do, but both women appear injured and are being carried away by medical staff to check their necks. Kurt Angle also comes out.

K. Angle – That’s it! I had it! I cannot afford a feud between my top gal and my commentators, and it’s clear you guys have unresolved problems between you guys. Therefore, I’ve decided: at STOMPING GROUNDS, the main event will be Sasha Banks defending her Women’s World Title in a triple threat against… Beth Phoenix and Paige!!! (The crowd pops, Angle is happy, in his mind he has recovered from that silly image he had left earlier)

Paige (after the pop quiets down a bit) – Kurt, I hate to rain on your parade, but I cannot compete. You do now that, don’t you?

K. Angle – Ok, let’s put it this way. Over the week I’ll provide for a full set of top-notch medical examinations to your neck. No. I’ll have two separate top-level teams of medical specialists to examine and counter examine your neck, and if all is cleared, you’ll fight as well. Now, lets bring in the 24/7 Champion Vic Quake and let’s get this Clash of Champions on the road!

Bobby Lashley (C) vs Vin Quade

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Universal Championship

Vin Quade enters, but he’s still aching from the previous brutal match he was involved tonight. Lashley enters with his STUDS. Prior to the match begins, Lashley asks Ziggler “Who’s this guy?”. The match begins, Vin tries a running clothesline, misses and Lashley connects with a shouldertackle. Another, yet another, Lashley is toying with the challenger, while laughing with his buddies. But Quade fights back, one punch, two, three!, a Kick, another, a clothesline. Goes on the top rope, Elbow Drop. Another time, But Lashley grabs hi middair, puts him over his shoulder, Dominator. Lashley covers, 1, 2, but he interrupts the cover, just to have a laugh with his fellow STUDS. Vin gets up goes for a clothesline, but Lashley grabs his arms, LashLock! Lashley has the LashLock locked in, and shakes Vin Quade vigorously. Vin Quade, passes out. Lashley retains with ease.

After the match is officially over, the STUDS enter the ring and beat the already downed Vin Quade senseless, just to spread a message of domination of the Universal Champion’s stable.

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M. Cole - And I’m back, alone after Beth and Paige had to be carried away after Sasha’s vicious attack, but now it’s time for our main event of the evening, the returning Bella Twins will have a tag team titles shot against the Kabuki Warriors, as they wished to be a part of STOMPING GROUNDS, SmackDown’s first all-women pay-per-view. And apparently, my colleagues Beth and Paige, will both be a part of that historical night as well.

Kabuki Warriors (c) vs Bella Twins

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WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships

Brie and Nikki make their entrance, to a gigantic pop by the crowd. A lot of signs by their fans, clamoring for them to be the new champs. The current Champ’s theme play, but they do no enter. It plays again, they finally come out, looking like they would rather be elsewhere. Asuka picks up the mic:

Asuka – Brie, Nikki, NOT DESERVING! But big bald head tell us that fire us if we no defend titles. We no want work for AEW so we accept. But the Bellas, NOT DESERVING.

Kairi - 今夜はそれを証明します!!!

Kairi and Brie start the match with Kairi dominating the Hall of Famer for a while, with several quick strikes and a couple of holds, as she goes to pick up speed Brie counters with a Flying Clothesline. She dominates for the next minute or so, until she tags her sister in who immediately hits with a springboard chin kick. Cover, 1, 2, Kairi kicks out. Nikki persists with a couple forearm smashes, then a Back Attack. Cover again, 1, 2, Asuka intervenes.

Kairi is embarrassed about being overpowered by the returning Bellas, gets furious delivers a couple Spinning backfists to Nikki, then a succession of knife edge chops, then a Slingshot headscissors takedown motioned into a double foot stomp. She goes for the top rope to hit the insane elbow, but Brie grabs her leg, just long enough so that when Sane does indeed jump, Nikki evades the move and Kairi splashes on the mat. Tags are made on both sides and Asuka enters to dominate Brie completely.

After a while she tangles the Asuka Lock, Brie is yelling and Nikki comes to interrupt the move, Asuka very quickly applies the Asuka Lock to the invading Nikki. Nikki taps out profusely, but she is not the legal one. Brie goes on the top rope to performing a hight spot to save her sister, but Asuka is the wiser and ejects herself off the scene and Brie lands on her sister. Meanwhile, Kairi Sane is already on the opposite ringpole, jumps off, Insane Elbow right on the chest of Nikki Bella. Asuka is applying the Asuka Lock to Brie who eventually taps out. The Champions retain their titles, but the Bellas, contrary to what the Kabuki Warriors had stated, have proven their worth.

[KO PrizeFighter]

E a Paige chama assim twat ao Rollins? Ora aí está algo que não se ouve todos os dias. 

Afinal o Truth continua burro. 

O microfone do Lashley teria sido cortado xd

Studs vs IRS e Cena tem muito potencial. 

Ai o Quade ainda reclama de lhe ser dado um combate contra o Lashley? 

LOL qualquer um dos WOW pegava no Gallagher e no Maverick com uma mão. 

A Alexa está fortíssima. 

Paige ❤️ pode ser que ganhe e depois a Nikki lhe tire o título. Se bem que não queria que a Sasha perdesse. 

Que raio de fotos das Bellas são essas? 

Bem, lá vão as Iiconics vencer as Kabukis. 

Editado 4 Setembro 2020 por KO PrizeFighter

[IlidioMA]

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 13 minutos:

E a Paige chama assim twat ao Rollins? Ora aí está algo que não se ouve todos os dias. 

Afinal o Truth continua burro. 

O microfone do Lashley teria sido cortado xd

Studs vs IRS e Cena tem muito potencial. 

twat na inglaterra é coisa mais ou menos banal.

 

O truth é burro. é a gimmick dele. tem de sempre ser assim. a questão que se coloca à volta dele é: can Rthrut, despite being dumb, eventually succeed?

 

Ele disse aquilo rápido. E a Asuka tb disse AEW assim de surra. O Vince está agora a ligar ao Big Bald Head (como a Asuka lhe chama) a dar lhe nas orelhas. Duas menções a outras promotions na mesma noite.

 

[IlidioMA]

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 40 minutos:

Ai o Quade ainda reclama de lhe ser dado um combate contra o Lashley? 

LOL qualquer um dos WOW pegava no Gallagher e no Maverick com uma mão. 

A Alexa está fortíssima. 

Paige ❤️ pode ser que ganhe e depois a Nikki lhe tire o título. Se bem que não queria que a Sasha perdesse. 

Que raio de fotos das Bellas são essas? 

Bem, lá vão as Iiconics vencer as Kabukis. 

não é bem reclamar, é só estar ciente que já esteve nu fatal 4 way antes, e que não teria as melhores chances.

 

Pegava, mas não quando levaram logo com um halter no lombo. Os Commowealth são mais crueis. Aliás, não se constroi um império sem crueldade né.

 

A Alexa está a mandar forte pá. A reestablecer se como top girl, a reestabelecer a sua carreira single.

 

Calma! a Paige não está cleared para competir. Ainda. Isto foi uma coisa à Angle, antecipar-se assim em demasia. Vai fazer exames. Para a semana saber-se-á mais.

 

Eram fotos mais antigas pq...nas mais recentes a Nikki aparece sempre com aquele estilo John Cena feminino e.....evidentemente.... Por isos tive de usar uma mais antiga da Nikki e a sua counterpart da Brie para combinar.

 

Se as Bellas não venceram, seriam as Bellas 2.0 Aussie version que iriam vencer as Imperatrizes? "NOT DESERVING!!!!!!!!"

[Ruas]

A Paige a chamar twat ao Rollins LOL muito bom.

Bem o Vin Quade, a establecer-se no top do low card.

MMMizTv? O Miz agora é gago? Eu sei que é por causa do Morrison e da Maryse.
Que maricas o Miz, tem medo de ir a FFH e manda o Lashley.

As SmackJobbers a serem squashadas, as they should, nice. E a Paige a cair da cadeira de tanto rir xD

Uma stable de brits (kinda) e a usarem cenas do ginásio para atacar? Copia mais o NXT que eu tou a gostar.

Eu gosto da Alexa mas dominar assim a Deonna e a Candice? Come on.. Nem devia ser esse o tipo de heel que ela é, tipo, olha bem para ela.

Fuck Bellas!

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 11 horas:

A Paige a chamar twat ao Rollins LOL muito bom.

Bem o Vin Quade, a establecer-se no top do low card.

MMMizTv? O Miz agora é gago? Eu sei que é por causa do Morrison e da Maryse.
Que maricas o Miz, tem medo de ir a FFH e manda o Lashley.

As SmackJobbers a serem squashadas, as they should, nice. E a Paige a cair da cadeira de tanto rir xD

Uma stable de brits (kinda) e a usarem cenas do ginásio para atacar? Copia mais o NXT que eu tou a gostar.

Eu gosto da Alexa mas dominar assim a Deonna e a Candice? Come on.. Nem devia ser esse o tipo de heel que ela é, tipo, olha bem para ela.

Fuck Bellas!

claro que twat é uma coisa mais edgy para a audiencia americana, mas para uma brit é uma coia banal. Lá haverá uma multa, uma descasca dos McMahons ao Kurt e tal.

MMMiz TV, exactamente pelos seus dois co-hosts. Agora o programa não é só dele. Amigo, quem não teria medo de ir à FFH, tendo em conta o que lá acontece? é que se o Fiend irl pode haver duvidas se é sobrenatural ou não (ou vá, tu tens, eu não) este daqui é 100% sobrenatural. Quem quer ir lá e acabar um mindless freak como o Mojo Macabre?

Coitadas das SmackJobers. Acho que ainda vão virar faces pela cena da pena XD

Eles atacaram com cenas do ginásio pq esse é o sítio onde os WOW se reunem (Ginásio/Wrestling School do Goldberg, claro ....hi hi)

Isso da Alexa era para a tornar uma ameaça credivel mesmo. Ou seja, a semana passada ele dominou as SmackDivas. Mas tu dirias "meh, contra as SmackDivas até a minha avó dominava". Agora esta semana é contra duas wrestlers a sério (ainda a aparecer e tal) e que vocÊs sabem que eu gosto. Ou seja, é mesmo para demonstrar que Alexa está f*da.

Ruas, no teu próximo aniversário dou-te a colocção completa de DVD's de todas as temporadas de Total Bellas. Mas é para veres tudo num fim de semana. Dela?

[Ruas]

Citação de IlidioMA, há 12 minutos:

Amigo, quem não teria medo de ir à FFH, tendo em conta o que lá acontece?

O R-Truth?

E dispenso o DVD das Bellas porra. Tabem que só faço anos daqui há um ano e até lá muita coisa muda, mas caga nisso xD

Editado 5 Setembro 2020 por Ruas

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 33 minutos:

O R-Truth?

E dispenso o DVD das Bellas porra. Tabem que só faço anos daqui há um ano e até lá muita coisa muda, mas caga nisso xD

Pois é. esse não tem. Too dumb to be scared.

 

Já estou a encomendar no wish.com. Portanto, no final, já sabes que pode vir um DVD de outra coisa qualquer....XDXD

[Ruas]

DVD na wish? Deve ser só o trailer xD

[IlidioMA]

[KO PrizeFighter]

Citação

O que esperar do Monday Night Raw de amanhã? (Pepsi Center, Denver, Colorado)

• Conseguirá Paul Wight recontratar Brock Lesnar para evitar perder o seu emprego?
• Mandy Rose vai regressar e enfrentar Shayna Baszler, depois do violento ataque que sofreu às mãos desta há duas semanas;
• Os American Alpha e os Forgotten Sons vão-se defrontar para decidir os novos #1 contenders aos Raw Tag Team titles;
• As WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, Kabuki Warriors, estarão no Raw;
• Ricochet e Adam Cole terão um combate de qualificação para o Elimination Chamber Intercontinental Championship Match;
• Daniel Bryan e Kassius Ohno vão-se defrontar pela primeira vez na WWE;
• Drew McIntyre terá dois combates seguidos (se ganhar o primeiro) frente a Karl Anderson e Luke Gallows. Drew tem que vencer ambos os combates para ter a hipótese de defrontar AJ Styles na próxima semana, combate esse que terá que vencer para poder lutar no No Way Out pelo WWE title, num Triple Threat Match contra AJ Styles e o campeão Samoa Joe.

 

Editado 6 Setembro 2020 por KO PrizeFighter

[IlidioMA]

sei de fonte segura que o Lesnar já teve reuniões preparatórias com o Angle, de quem é, de resto, grande amigo (e o Lesnar não é amigo de ng)

[KO PrizeFighter]

O Angle até dava o rabo para ter o Lesnar no seu show. O problema era quando fosse vaiado pela crowd e ficava logo todo atrapalhado.

[IlidioMA]

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 1 minuto:

O Angle até dava o rabo para ter o Lesnar no seu show. O problema era quando fosse vaiado pela crowd e ficava logo todo atrapalhado.

o Angle quer é não ser ele vaiado. Se vaiarem o Lesnar, não o vaiam a ele.

[KO PrizeFighter]

Imagino o Angle todo fanfarrão a apresentar uma grande contratação no ringue, aparece o Lesnar, a crowd vaia como se não houvesse amanhã e o Kurt, percebendo que esta decisão não foi popular, desmaia no meio do ringue com o nervosismo.

[IlidioMA]

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 1 minuto:

Imagino o Angle todo fanfarrão a apresentar uma grande contratação no ringue, aparece o Lesnar, a crowd vaia como se não houvesse amanhã e o Kurt, percebendo que esta decisão não foi popular, desmaia no meio do ringue com o nervosismo.

não sei se desmaiava, mas ficaria embaraçadíssimo

 

A Mandy Rose voltar, para tirar as teimas com a Shayna é das coisas mais parvas que já ouvi. Então mas...está à espera de quê???? De ganhar??? XDXD

 

Se puseres os Forgotten Sons e o Ricochet a ganhar o Ruas encomenda uma bomba à ETA e manda para o teu IP XDXD

[Ruas]

Então mas é normal que a narrativa seja a Mandy vingar-se da Shayna depois do que ela lhe fez não? Agora parece-me óbvio que não vai conseguir. Agora é que lhe parte mesmo a perna.

Duvido que o Ricochet ganhe porque acredito que o KO tenha planos para o Adam Cole e ele deve ir a Elimination Chamber, agora se a ganha ou não já são outros 500. 

Os FS caguei, desde que os Usos ganhem é-me indiferente.

[KO PrizeFighter]

Citação de IlidioMA, há 13 minutos:

 

 

A Mandy Rose voltar, para tirar as teimas com a Shayna é das coisas mais parvas que já ouvi. Então mas...está à espera de quê???? De ganhar??? XDXD

A Shayna tentou-lhe partir a perna, é óbvio que a Mandy quer vingança. Se consegue ou não já é outra conversa, e saberemos amanhã.

 

[IlidioMA]

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 27 minutos:

A Shayna tentou-lhe partir a perna, é óbvio que a Mandy quer vingança. Se consegue ou não já é outra conversa, e saberemos amanhã.

 

eu respondo já hoje: não vai XDXDXD