[Curiosidade] Frases

[Rui Cardoso]

A tua namorada conseguiu escrever uma sms? :o

 

 

Estou de gozação cara

[Tiago Lage]

Lol Prince a tua namorada :lol:

[Guest dpitz khön]

FDS, isto é o cúmulo.

 

Minha sms para a minha namorada: "LOL, a minha mãe é mm croma, deixou a chave na ignição ontem e agra o carro n tem bateria"

 

SMS dela: "O teu carro funciona a bateria?"

LOOOOOOOOOOL :prayer:

[Perdigas]

:rotfl:

[Legi]

FDS, isto é o cúmulo.

 

Minha sms para a minha namorada: "LOL, a minha mãe é mm croma, deixou a chave na ignição ontem e agra o carro n tem bateria"

 

SMS dela: "O teu carro funciona a bateria?"

:funny:

[Chandler]

:mrgreen:

[jmgv]

:funny:

 

Identificas-te? :mrgreen:

 

:carinhoso: :carinhoso:

[Guest manelm]

LOOOOL Prince :lol:

[Sr. Inácio]

- Sabes quem é o Paulo Portas, certo?

- Ya, é o nosso stor de Português, não é?

 

by miuda da minha turma (o stor de Português é Paulo Cardoso)

 

Outra pérola que não sei quem disse, foi ao passar cá fora ao lado de uma sala, ouvi uma rapariga a dizer lá dentro na aula:

- Grande parte dos acidentes mortais acabam com alguém morto.

[Legi]

Identificas-te? :mrgreen:

 

:carinhoso: :carinhoso:

não, fogo. e tanta gente e só me perguntaste a mim porquê, hein??

[Joaninha]

Nao tás a ver que ele so sabe implicar com as raparigas :mrgreen:

[jmgv]

não, fogo. e tanta gente e só me perguntaste a mim porquê, hein??

 

:medinho:

 

Tendo em conta que quem disse foi uma rapariga, acho normal :)

 

:carinhoso:

[Kendrick Lmao]

mas funciona mesmo a bateria? :o

 

isso fica mais barato do que a gasolina ou nem por isso?

[Rui Cardoso]

ah

[andre26]

- Sabes quem é o Paulo Portas, certo?

- Ya, é o nosso stor de Português, não é?

 

by miuda da minha turma (o stor de Português é Paulo Cardoso)

 

Outra pérola que não sei quem disse, foi ao passar cá fora ao lado de uma sala, ouvi uma rapariga a dizer lá dentro na aula:

- Grande parte dos acidentes mortais acabam com alguém morto.

:rotfl:

[Perdigas]

Hoje a minha stora de Biologia disse "Vamos trabalhar em pares individualmente." :grin:

[mustafa]

um sábio fala porque tem algo para dizer, um tolo fala porque tem de dizer algo

[antifa]

eu sei que é de mau gosto mas...

 

Michael J. Fox plays one hell of a tambourine. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox puts too much salt on his food. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someone's face just by handing it to him. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinson's.

You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he's jumping around with the guitar? It wasn't in the script, he just did it. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can do an amazing impression of the car scene from A Night at the Roxbury. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox has an oscillation rate of over 9000 movements per second which allows him to oscillate against the natural rate of 88 movements per second creating a quantum flux, which is what makes time travel possible. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't piss standing up. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox knows the Mexican Hat Dance. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox accidentally erases everything he draws on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of Shake Well. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox only needs to put his toothbrush on his teeth and have his head do the rest. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's LiveJournal reads like a word search. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox always makes a mess at Denny's. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox cums all over the girl, not in her vagina. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't put an old limp dollar bill inside a vending machine. Because of Parkinson's.

In Soviet Russia, Parkinson's has been severely debilitated and will probably die quite young. Because of Michael J. Fox.

Michael J. Fox can now dodge bullets. Because of Parkinson's

Michael J. Fox's wife gets earth-shattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox should be in the back in a hip hop music video. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox will be rolling in his grave. Because of Parkinson's.

Parkinson's is now known world wide. Because of Michael J. Fox.

Michael J Fox always looks like he's on a pogo stick because of Parkinson's.

Because of Parkinson's nobody will ever be able to tell if Michael J Fox is being electrocuted.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Because_of_Parkinson's

[SAS_Robben]

Quem goza com o Michael J. Fox só merece :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada:

[arv]

Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox should be in the back in a hip hop music video. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox will be rolling in his grave. Because of Parkinson's.

Parkinson's is now known world wide. Because of Michael J. Fox.

 

fdx brutal :lol: :prayer:

[Su1]

Family Ties :prayer:

[Alhos Moles]

Quem goza com o Michael J. Fox só merece :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada: :cadeirada:

 

Devia dar cadeia.

[freudianslip]

Family Ties :prayer:

:heart:

[Victarion]

Muitas nem têm piada :[

 

Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson's.

 

Mas esta teve pa crl :lol:

 

In Soviet Russia, Parkinson's has been severely debilitated and will probably die quite young. Because of Michael J. Fox.

 

omfg IN SOVIET RUSSIA! :lol:

[El Colosso]

Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.

Because of Parkinson's nobody will ever be able to tell if Michael J Fox is being electrocuted.

 

:mrgreen: