Como Conquistar uma Rapariga ou um Rapaz

[Oblivion]

qual?

Parque das Nações.

[El Shafto]

o que é que beberam?

[Oblivion]

sumo de laranja natural

[infinito]

[w0]

Pagaste? Ou cada um pagou o seu?

[UnReal]

de que é que falaram?

[Oblivion]

Cada um pagou o seu, ela ofereceu-me o café. Falámos da vida, e do tempo.

[El Shafto]

E a gorjeta?

[johan]

fui lá buscar um galão e não te vi

[El Shafto]

Firstly I have never been in a relationship so a mate told me to start using tinder. I'm not a model, I'm just an average college guy looking for some girls to hang with so when I got matched with a few really pretty girls I was very happy.

So this all started around 2 months ago I started talking to a girl let's call her Ella, she was very pretty and we had a lot in common we went out 6 times we had fun and nothing was official. A month a go I got matched with another very pretty girl but at this point I was really starting to like ella but this girl let's call her Emily sent me two messages so being the nice guy I was I sent her a message back after a couple weeks of talking to Emily she wanted to get some drinks I thought what the hell I don't think Ella is really that into me anyway. Little did I know that I received a text from ella in the middle of the date I had with Emily asking if I was interested in becoming a little more serious (I was and she was one of the nicest and most interesting girls I had ever talked to).

So at this point I had two girls that where in to me, being a 20 year old nerdy virgin that sits on reddit all day I was stoked. After a few drinks Emily asked if I wanted to go back to her place, shit I panicked I wasn't expecting this I had no Condoms and was freaking the fuck out I said let's get one more round during this I rushed to the bathroom hoping they had those baby prevention machines that spit out condoms for a buck. Yes, they did I bought 5 I was that excited and who knows I might break one or something.

So I finish my drink and we start walking back to her place, a little bit tipsy I start talking dirty but luckily she's totally into it. We start walking up the stairs to her place and before she opens the door she says "shhh giggles my room mates a huge nerd and is probably in bed". So we get inside I try to take my shoes off and just my fucking luck my fat ass hits the small fish bowl next to the front door... Who the fuck puts a glass fish bowl next to the front door. Smash! Water every where she starts freaking out and I try to pick up the glass. But we both just start laughing.

Then I hear my Name "Mick, what are you doing here" totally confused half drunk and thinking that Emily was just playing with me I rambled "to fuck you obviously" I look up and turns out Emily and Ella are room mates and poor old Mick is still a virgin.

TL;DR: Virgin, started using tinder. Had two girls that turned out to be room mates. Still a Virgin.

[Blind]

e dividiram o chapéu de chuva ou foi cada um no seu?

fake and gay @shaft

Editado 16 Setembro 2014 por Blind

[Oblivion]

fui lá buscar um galão e não te vi

Estive lá em cima, e não te conheço a fronha :c

 

Não deixei gorjeta, sou pobre.

[UnReal]

como se despediram? um "até à próxima" ou "depois ligo-te para jantar"?

[Oblivion]

como se despediram? um "até à próxima" ou "depois ligo-te para jantar"?

com um "xau"

[TP]

não devias ser tu a oferecer o café?

[w0]

com um "xau"

 

Ela dá um bj ou 2? Isso diz muito sobre uma pessoa..

[Inkie]

Ela tinha as unhas pintadas? De que cor, vermelho?

[Oblivion]

não devias ser tu a oferecer o café?

 

Erro de principiante.

Ela dá um bj ou 2? Isso diz muito sobre uma pessoa..

 

Dois.

Ela tinha as unhas pintadas? De que cor, vermelho?

Vermelho.

[TP]

Erro de principiante , porquê?

[Oblivion]

Erro de principiante , porquê?

O mestre Infinito diz que não se deve pagar nada.

[Inkie]

Vermelho.

Então é porque quer, carrega!

[Oblivion]

Então é porque quer, carrega!

e se for como o semáforo? :x

[Petar Musa]

Ela manda-te sms regularmente? Ou apenas quando envias?

[Oblivion]

Ela manda-te sms regularmente? Ou apenas quando envias?

É mútuo. às vezes manda ela, às vezes mando eu.

[UnReal]

como era a linguagem corporal dela? e a tua?