An Alternative WWE

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 32 minutos:

Acho que o Dunne não precisa disso, ele já é um estrela sozinho.

E por ex, não vejo o Tyler Bate como heel, é o underdog perfeito.

sim, mas tenho curiosidade em vê-lo turnar. Heck, eu até gostava de ver o Rey Mysterio a heel, quanto mais. Agora, que foi "morto" e depois "cego", caramba, se isso não faz um face turnar heel, o que fará.

MAs estou a divagar.

[KO PrizeFighter]

Bem me parecia que o Dunne ia turnar mais cedo ou mais tarde. Tenho pena de não ter podido aproveitar o Andrade e o Garza no Raw, mas dois performers com tanto talento merecem destaque, e se eu não o conseguia dar no Raw, mais vale deixa los brilhar noutro lado. Curiosamente se eu tivesse continuado com eles também iam passar para a tag tean division. 

O Keith dominou completamente o Dijakovic, fico muito curioso para ver onde isto vai dar. 

A nível visual, seria fantástico ver um Demon Balor vs Dream num Takeover. 

Tens que trocar essa foto da Rhea, perde um bocado a imagem de badass 😂

Muito contente pela Bianca mas acho que se fosse eu tinha feito a troca do título no Takeover. Não contava que fosse a Rhea a comer o pin. 

[Ruas]

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 41 minutos:

Muito contente pela Bianca mas acho que se fosse eu tinha feito a troca do título no Takeover. Não contava que fosse a Rhea a comer o pin. 

Assim deu para proteger a Charlotte e a Bianca acaba por se vingar do que a Rhea fez no Takeover.

[KO PrizeFighter]

Também é bem pensado, só mesmo a Rhea é que sai mal, mas nada que umas vitórias nas próximas semanas não resolvam 

[Ruas]

Pah, alguém tinha que sofrer o pin né? xD

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 2 minutos:

Pah, alguém tinha que sofrer o pin né? xD

sai dessa conta Ilidio!!

XD

[Ruas]

LOOL

Mas é verdade.

A Charlotte é a former champ que pode vir fazer birra porque não foi ela que sofreu o pin.

A Io Shirai tem uma aura de monstro que eu não quero quebrar.

Calhou a fava a Rhea por ter sido uma bitch no Takeover.

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 1 minuto:

LOOL

Mas é verdade.

A Charlotte é a former champ que pode vir fazer birra porque não foi ela que sofreu o pin.

A Io Shirai tem uma aura de monstro que eu não quero quebrar.

Calhou a fava a Rhea por ter sido uma bitch no Takeover.

eu por acaso gostei disso. acho que é importante bookar coisas menos previsiveis. um campeão defender num ppv e perder no tv taping a seguir. pimba, murro na barriga.

 

E os Latin Lovers (podes usar o nome) chegarem e ganharem logo os tags, achei brilhante

[Ruas]

Sou mega fã do Andrade, não tinha como não lhe dar um titulo no regresso.

Acho que a Charlotte não ia gostar muito desse nome. Era logo tipo "he's the queen's latin lover!!!"

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 22 minutos:

Sou mega fã do Andrade, não tinha como não lhe dar um titulo no regresso.

Acho que a Charlotte não ia gostar muito desse nome. Era logo tipo "he's the queen's latin lover!!!"

se juntasses com o Austin seria "La Triple A" (AAA). Que seria uma farpa à AAA Mexicana

[IlidioMA]

[IlidioMA]

[IlidioMA]

 

[IlidioMA]

[KO PrizeFighter]

Cheira me que as loiras vão levar na boca. E estou para ver o seguimento da rivalidade pelo universal title. 

[Ruas]

Nunca mais te mostro nada.

Logo 4 post seguidos desses fakes tweets :mrgreen:

[IlidioMA]

Citação de Ruas, há 1 hora:

Nunca mais te mostro nada.

Logo 4 post seguidos desses fakes tweets :mrgreen:

epá, ou posto estes tweets ou os programas ficam mais compridos. Por isso, estes very real tweets vão continuar. são uma optmia ferramenta para a gente.

Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 1 hora:

Cheira me que as loiras vão levar na boca. E estou para ver o seguimento da rivalidade pelo universal title. 

é esperar por mais logo e já se vê 😉 

[IlidioMA]

SmackDown, May, 15, 2020. AmeliaArena, Tampa, 14.043 in attendance.

The show starts with Dana Brooke and Carmella are already in the ring. A trash indie rock song pops up, it’s the KickStarters new theme, for their new life here on SmackDown. Raquel and Dakota enter, looking cocky.

The Blonde Bombshells vs the KickStarters

vs

Dana and Raquel start the match, and Brooke is held in a hammerlock, then a headlock takedown. Dana high kicks Gonzalez in the head then tries to apply a Samoan Drop, but is unable. Gonzalez counters with a snapmare, tags Dakota in, and Dakota is pumped and just chastises Dana, taunting her “You wanna go cry on twitter some more?”, eventually connects with a bulldog, covers, Carmella intervenes.

Eventually Carmella is legal, but Dakota hits her with repeated kicks, finishing with a coast to coast face wash, that knocks Carmella out. As Dana tries to intervene, Raquel enters and shoulder tackles her to the ground. Kai covers, 1,2,3. The KickStarters, kickstart their SmackDown career with a astonishing win.

---

MC – Welcome to Friday night SmackDown, while the last arrangements for the Gala are being made in the stage, let’s go to the entrance of the arena, where I understand Big E is entering the premises.

Corey – Yeah, and I understand Kofi was looking for him earlier, wanting to clear the air between them.

(Camera cuts to the back. Tension is on the air between them)

Kofi – Listen bro, I wronged you last week. I apologize deeply B, I wasn’t myself.

BE – You haven’t been yourself for some time now, Kof’. But not showing up to a match, and then refusing to get in the ring to bail my ass out? That’s just another level.

Kofi – I was really upset! With the internet, with the WWE Universe, and I guess I lashed out at you, when you also questioned me. I was in no place, head-wise, to fight. I‘m so sorry. Will you forgive me?

BE – I dunno, bro, now it’s me that is really hurt at you right now. I think we both need some time to think

(Big E leaves. Kofi is there looking upset, pushes a trey of stuff lying around; the camera cuts to the stage)

---

Kurt Angle’s theme plays, a roar of boos is heard, as the crowd sings “You suck” to the tune; the GM addresses a podium in a three-piece suit, although he’s wearing make-up, one can note a black eye underneath:

Kurt Angle – Welcome to the most special episode of Smackdown. In fact this is not a mere episode, it is a celebration of the arrival of Superstars that’ll make the already best roster in all of the WWE even better (some boos are heard), and declaration of Independence of SmackDown from the tyranny of Monday Night Raw! This is The Friday Night SmackDown Draft Gala of Independence.

(The following banner drops from the ceiling as a classic music fanfare is heard a loud gasp is heard; even the commentary team is taken aback by this revelation).

KA – For years now we have been ill-treated by Raw’s sense of self-grandeur. They get everything: the main events of the pay-per-views, an extra hour of programming. And now they even poached a Reigning World Champion from our ranks!!! It is unthinkable! They snatched our Women’s World Champion.

Corey (somewhat apologetic of Kurt Angle’s shenanigans) – I can see your point Mr. Commanding Officer, sir! But what do you mean exactly? What are you gonna do concretely?

KA – Thanks for your support Corey. I’m sure you speak your colleague as well (Michael Cole, nods nervously). I’ll give it to you straight. Three things: We’re gonna snatch some of their biggest talent, to pay it back!; we’re gonna open negotiations with FOX to have an extra hour of programming; and we are not going to have any other shared pay-per-views with the other brands! None. Not even WrestleMania (a huge boo echoes the arena, people are incensed). We’ll set up our own pay-per-views, and they’re gonna be the best ever!

MC – Excuse me, Mr. Commanding Officer, Sir. Is this to do with what “””allegedly””” happened between you and Mr. Big Show on Sunday?

KA (visibly embarrassed, trying to evade the subject) – Erm..Huh, no, yes, I mean, what? Huh…well. No. Absolutely not! This has nothing to do with the argument I had with the Big Show, nor the punches or the busting heads we had….Erm,…huh…in fact none of that happened! But enough of that. We have a Gala to attend. But before we start, I’ve got one more issue to address. It concerns a Title Vacancy that I have…

(BURN IT DOWN, echoes in the arena, Seth Rollins and his disciples enter for a huge pop from the crowd)

KA – (mumbling) You’re not supposed to enter just yet. Wait for the Gala to begin…

Seth – Kurt, GM, Commanding Officer, whatever, you need not to concern with that title vacancy. I know the Intercontinental Champion has been drafted by Raw. However, you need not to be concerned by the vacancy of the secondary championship here on SmackDown.

KA – I wasn’t talking about that titl…

Seth - In fact you need not to be concerned with anything. (Adopts a menacing tone) You only need to have faith. If you have faith, The Messiah will provide! And the Messiah has provided SmackDown with a new secondary championship, behold, The United States Championship, held by my Disciple, Murphy!

(On commentary Corey is radiant that The Messiah is here, and that he brought the US Title with him, but Cole questions the reasons for him just popping up on SmackDown like this. Seth overhears the conversation, and approaches the table with his goons, looking menacing)

 Seth – Gentlemen, do I sense some..doubt? Some lack of faith? I am here on SmackDown, not because of any Draft. You cannot draft The Messiah. You can only embrace Him. I am here because there was a lack of faith on Raw, promoted by the Big Oaf. (Wanders next to Kurt Angle, massages his shoulders, menacingly) But I am sure we will encounter more faith here on SmackDown. I can sense these things.

(RTruth barges in accompanied by No Way Jose, the duo does some shenanigans while singing “What’s Up”. The crowd enjoys it, but Seth not so much. Angle is angry they didn’t wait for their queue)

Seth – I can’t believe these numbnuts were also drafted to SmackDown. I came here to augment the value of this show, and these idiots come to diminish it.

RT – Imma let you finish, Jebus (makes a bogus sign of the cross), but I came here to find my love, my 24/7, 7/11, European Television Championship, but I dunno who has it. So, I thought of the US Championship. I held it awhile back, and would like to have it, while I’m looking for my baby!   

Seth -Oh shut it will you? You think you just pop in, accompanied by an even bigger imbecile than you, and get a title shot like that? You want this title? Let’s see first if you both can handle our boys first (motions to AoP; an exasperated Kurt nods an OK to the match and only requests they finish it quickly)

AoP vs RTruth & No Way Jose

vs

Akam and Rtruth start the bout with Truth irish whipping Akam to the turnbuckle, proceeding to drop some strikes then connecting with a Brainbuster. He goes for the front face lock, and Murphy interrupts the move as Akam was ready to tap out. The referee reprimands the intruder, and behind his back Seth and Rezar pound the opposition, unseen by the official.

From them on the match is dominated by the AoP. Rezar inflicts a damming inverted atomic drop on NWJose, then both members of the AoP deliver a Super Collider. RTruth tag himself in, manages to retaliate and eventually connects with a shoulder boulder and a Stomp. Seth is irate that Truth is mimicking his move and tries to intervene, the ref tries to stop, but is bumped from behind by Murphy. The ref is out, and didn’t see who did it. From then on a 4 on 2 spot ensues, with RTruth and NWJose taking a serious beating, trying their best to resist in any way.

But then, New Day’s theme is heard. Big E enters, mic in hand.

BE – now, I don’t understand anything about Messiahs. I don’t even get what happened to you back on Raw in these last few months, and I don’t care. What I do care is that 4 guys are cowardly beating 2 guys.

Seth – Oh yeah…and where is your partner now, huh big guy? I think you can come out here and stop me, The Messiah, all alone?

A brawl ensues with Big E balancing the odds slightly, but it’s still 4 on 3. But the trio is still being overruned by Seth and his disciples.

Suddenly Kofi pops out and runs to the ring. Everybody spectates. What will Kofi do? The crowd holds their breath, Big E stares at him, Seth approaches him, arms open, trying to lure him to his cult. Kofi hesitates. The crowd says “No, no, no!”. Kofi stares again. He approaches Seth. He hugs Seth Rollins; the crowd is perplexed. Big E as well.

But suddenly, Kofi applies a Bear Hug to Seth, and tosses him to the ground, beating him. Kofi has come in his partner’s aid all along! The crowd rejoices. Soon the ring is cleared of all intruders, as a beaten-up Seth Rollins steps off the ring. Murphy covers his retreat as Big E and Kofi continue to pound them both. The referee recovers and RThruth takes Rezar with a spinning heel kick, covers, 1,2,3. They win! With a helping hand by Big E and Kofi. Seth is furious at the defeat and blames the referee. As the segment ends Kofi and Big E are staring at each other. The mistrust between them appears to remain.

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KA – Huh, huh, let’s continue, let’s try to not have any other interruptions. Now. I was not talking about that title, when I was speaking of a title vacancy here on SmackDown. I was talking about th….

(Sasha Bank’s music sounds and Mrs. Money in the Bank walking in. But she not only carries the Briefcase, she carries the SmackDown Women’s Championship on her shoulder as well. Commentary is confused and so is the crowd and ask her why is she carrying the title)

SB – My Best friend Bayley was drafted to Raw. And it breaks my heart that we’ve got separated. But I’m sure she’s gonna dominate the Women’s Division on Raw. But life goes on, and the title must stay here. As such, here’s a video that Bayley recorded earlier.

(In the tron it appears a video of Bayley declaring how pumped she is about going to Raw to dethrone Becky Lynch, and that she legates her SmackDown Women’s title to her best friend, noting that she is the most worthy of holding that title, as she has proven on Money in the Bank)

MC – Wait…is that even a legal title transmission?

Corey – Shut up Michael. Respect the Champ!

Sasha – That’s right toilet-cleaner, shut up. I’m the best women on this roster, I am the Champ, I am Mrs. Money in the Bank. I rule SmackDown.

KA – Well, I can’t argue with that logic, and your merits, although I didn’t exactly approv…

(Tamina and Lacey enter separately. Each stake the claim that the title should’ve gone the her. Kurt Angle intervenes and orders them to fight it out now, and the winner gets a Title Shot next week)

Tamina vs Lacey Evans

vs

Lacey has the upper hand from early on, applying a couple of flying head scissors, then front suplex, but is unable to lift her heavier opponent. Taina counters with a Hip toss, then Irish whips Lacey to the ropes and connects with a drop toe hold. Lacey falls wrong, and busts her lips. She’s bleeding, but that only makes her angry. Revealing true grit she delivers chops after chops, a Jumping DDT, finalizing with a falling neckbreaker. 1,2, Tamina escapes. But she’s gassed.

Lacey continues on the offensive for the remainder of the match goes for the plancha but is picked up by Tamina who tries to give her a chokeslam, but Lacey grabs Tamina’s arm applies some sort of Devil’s Gate, somewhat ineffective, turns it into a small package, 1,2, Tamina escapes at two, but as she gets up Lacey connects with a powerful Women’s Right. Tamina falls down. Cover, 1, 2, 3. Lacey is going to face Sasha Banks next week for the Women’s Championship.

As she is celebrating on the ring, the Kabuki Warriors enter, and attack her, with Asuka delivering a Spinning back fist, and Kairi an Insane Elbow. They continue to beat and taunt the fallen Lacey and Tamina with incomprehensible japanese insults.

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KA (realizing time is running out on the program)– This Gala is being ruined! We’re almost halfway across the program and we couldn’t start yet. Now back to that title vacancy. I wasn’t talking about the Womens Champion vacancy, that is all sorted out, now. I don’t see any better champ than Sasha. I was talking about another title vacancy. The…

(The Firefly Funhouse theme is played, Bray Wyatt comes out, smiling like a lunatic, accompanied by Bo Dallas - now called Bo Mulligan – who has the 24/7 Championship. Then nWo’s music pops up. The crowd is confused. Out comes John Cena, dressed with nWo clothes, and sporting the nWo World Heavyweight Championship, with nWo mannerisms. They’re all grooving around to the beat, the crowd is wild)

nWo John Cena (in a 90’s inflated tone) – You know something my Brothers? I hear the so-called Commanding Officer is worried about some vacated title. But he is wrong (the others repeat “wrong” mocking the GM)

BW – Yowie Wowie, John! You’re right. He is. Because the 24/7 Championship is not vacated, as it is held by my bro, Bo “The Tank” Mulligan, who is a renewed man, with everything new about him, attire, attitude, even refreshing is name, dropping the loser Dallas name, reverting to a more winning Mulligan one!

Bo – That’s right. He has helped me get my mojo back. All I had to do was sacrifice Mojo unto Him. (the mood grows darker) I did so! I was ready to do whatever, to get back on the winning track, and Mojo Rawley was a necessary sacrifice I was willing to take, to let Him in. In the process I took the 24/7 title. There’s no vacancy. (the trio laughs hysterically)

BW – Ahahah, bro, you were right in doing so! We all have to cast away our pasts in His honor and let Him in, right John?

nJC – You know it Brother! (Faces the camera in a grim mood) I did it as well, and I also let Him in! And it was the best decision of my life. I am a new man, and your new World Champ. The real World Champ (holds the nWo Title up high) not some trinket crap, stupidly name “Universal Championship”.

BW – Ahahahaha, like they’re expecting wrestlers from Mars or Pluto to come here and challenge for it. That was the stupidest idea, from worst creative, ever!

nJC - This is the One on Only World Title, with a history dating back over 7 decades! And as such the vacancy on the World title position here on SmackDown is, at long last, filled! (the crowd boos him). Ahahahaha. I revel in your boos, you halfwits! You booed me for years when I was John “Squeaky Clean” Cena, boo me now you stooges. Your boos are TOOO SWEEEEEET. (Everyone is baffled on what they just witnessed. Kurt Angle tries to continue with this Gala failed endeavor)

KA – What the f….What? The World title wasn’t vaca…

Jeff Hardy’s theme comes along. He pops up.

JH – Now John, you can only remember people booing you while you were the top guy of this company, but I have a different recollection of those times. A period when John Cena was a hero to almost anybody. Cheered on, wherever he went. What happened to you? I can't believe you just betrayed the WWE Universe like this!

(Cena gets angry, but his steady on by his pals)

JH – Calm down John, Anyway that’s between you and your conscience - if you still have one. I’m not here to pick a fight with you. I’m aiming for that 24/7 Championship. I had a huge hiatus and I thought that I should re-start my journey from the ground up, winning that title, before aiming for other gold.

BW – Yeah? You and which army?

(Viking Raiders theme play, they enter, looking pumped. Commentary is excited about this draft pick, Kurt Angle is dumbfounded that they have entered, yells “You weren’t supposed to enter now!”. Ivar grabs a mic a shouts “This Army!” towards Bray, then heads to the ring inviting the others in. Kurt Angle, by now completely demotivated, just waves a shy approval gesture to the match being official)

Jeff Hardy & The Viking Raiders vs nWo John Cena, Bray Wyatt & Bo Mulligan

vs

Jeff Hardy and nWo Cena start the match, with Hardy quickly applying an airborne style into the match that gets him the upper hand. Cena maybe has some ring rust. He tags Bray in, and Bray quickly subjugates Hardy with some powerslams then a Shoulder Knee Strike. Hardy tags Ivar in, and the two bohemots clash in a test of strength that lasts for minutes. Eventually Ivar wins that test, but as he goes for a suplex Bray counters with a Pop Up Forearm, Bo Mulligan invades the ring a applies a Pop Up Atomic Drop that he call the “Panzer Tank”;

As the ref tries to get the invader out of the ring, Cena Clotheslines Erik off the apron picks up Hardy and delivers an Attitude Adjustment on the steel steps. The lonely Ivar is unable to cope with the quick tags of the opponents. Bray hits a Sister Abigail, cover, 1, 2, Erik intercedes breaking the count. Cena demands the referee disqualify the opposition for that blatant illegality, he doesn’t achieve that, but attains a distraction that is picked up by Mulligan who applies a underhook DDT to Erik. Ivar is now desperately alone. Bray tags Cena in who delivers a flying forearm, followed by the 5 knuckle shuffle. Covers, 1, 2, 3. Cena, Bray and Bo pick up the win.

---

KA – (Angry that his Gala is derailed). I’m tired of this! You lot are ruining the whole Gala! This was supposed to be My great night, I mean, our great night. I am addressing this title vacancy and this time I won’t be interrupted! The title that is vacant, is the SmackDown Tag Team championship!

(a loud “oh“ is head throughout the arena, on commentary Cole and Corey discuss that although through some questionable tactics, the Miz & Morrison have successfully defended their titles on Sunday, against Heavy Machinery)

KA – You see, people online have painted me – totally without cause! - as some whackjob morally corrupt General Manager, but that’s not me! I have more than 25 years of love for this business and its ethics (people boo him and laugh at him) As such (the laughter gets louder) As such, I cannot abide by the despicable tactics the Miz and Morrison employed on Sunday to keep the tag tiles.

(The crowd has no love for Miz and Morrison’s tactics, but they find this self-portrait of Kurt Angle as delusional, and boo him)

KA - Now, on a normal day, I would just grant Heavy Machinery a rematch. However, they were drafted to Raw on Monday, so that cannot happen. Since I cannot have a rematch, I’m performing the next best thing. I hereby strip the SmackDown Tag Team Championships from Miz and Morrison, effective immediately!

(Miz and Morrison burst in, furious, but carrying the titles)

Miz – You cannot do this! We won fair and square.

Morrison – This his an abuse of..

KA – Oh Zip it, both you. I’m tired of you all, you pesky self-entitled brats. I want those titles now, or your fired. Make your choice, now! (They surrender the titles, begrudgingly and leave, furiously. As Kurt is ready to commence the Draft Gala, Carlito’s theme comes along)

Carlito (While eating an apple) – Now (chomp, chomp) Now Kurt, if those belts are vacated, (chomp, chomp) my clients want’em. (Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode burst in)

Dolph – Oh no, no, no, no, no. We were the finalists of the Number One contenders tournament, we should be awarded the titles!

KA – Not so fast. Titles just being awarded?? That’s unheard of! (The crowd jeers hi violently) we’ll have some sort of tournament to determine the new Champs. In fact (he looks at the clock, realizes the Gala is already compromised) you get to inaugurate that tournament right now. Next week I’ll reveal the other teams in competition. Remember, whoever loses is eliminated. You asked for it.

Ziggler & Roode vs The Colons

vs

Roode and Epico start, with the heavier Roode dominating with a falling knee strike, a pop up powerslam, goes for the cover, but Carlito enters the ring with his cell phone in hand, claiming to be making an Instagram live, provoking a distraction to the ref, Epico escapes. Carlito claims he was just trying to enhance WWE’s social media presence. The ref confiscates his cell phone. Carlito argues with the ref over that decision for quite some time, which is profited by his clients who take Ziggler off the apron then double team Roode.

When order is restored the Colons have the upper hand. Ziggler is tagged in, and connects with a zigzag, as he goes for the cover, Carlito grabs his hair, smelling it, claiming he was only trying to inquire on which shampoo Dolph uses. The ref has enough and tosses Carlito, Carlito claims he’s the Manager and can’t be thrown out, he’s an integral part of the match. Meanwhile Roode grabs a chair and goes to hit Primo in the head, but Epico delivers a low blow form behind. The referee does not see any of this, he's still arguing with Carlito outside. Seeing that his clients have the upper and he urges the ref to return to the ring claiming he accepts the expulsion, Primo covers, 1, 2,  Roode kicks out.

Step by step Carlito approaches the ring again, and hides behind the apron. Ziggler is tagged in, he's tired of all these shenanigans, grabs the chair Roode left there and intends to hit Primo, the refere admonishes him that that signifies a disqualification, and he realizes that a place on the next phase of the tournament is on the line so he puts the chair down, as the ref throws the chair off the ring, Carlito rises, throws a apple to Ziggler’s face, knocking him out, cowers again, Primo covers, 1, 2, 3. Carlito had a lot of trouble to get the win to his clients, the first win of Epico and Primo in the WWE in almost 2 years.

As the match ends, Drake Maverick and Gentleman Jack Gallagher appear in snobbish outfits. Drake grabs a mic.

DM – Right, I dissolved that worthless 205 live last week, because I want some gold on my waist. So I tagged with my fellow Brit, Jack Gallagher – the only worthy Superstar of that failed endeavor – and we are just a couple of Upperclass Knights, Impressing the Peasants. UKIP for our fellow upperclass cohorts, and we are here to win the tag team gold. See you lot next week. Cheerio!

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KA (Gasping heavily) – I…I think we don’t have time for the Gala (is close to tears), but I… (Sheamus’ theme is played, he walks in)

Sh – Now, if you’re addressing shifty tactics in Sunday’s pay-per-view match endings, I want you to right the wrong you did on Sunday! I won the match, I should be Universal Champion right now, then you invent some contract signing shenanigan.

KA – STOP INTERRUPTING ME. (composes himself) If you remember correctly, you never signed the contract before the match, now is that not true?

Sh – Well, yeah, that ogre Goldberg invaded the ring and prevented you from attending, but I had no fault in that. It’s unf (a music is heard and Michael Cole just shouts “The Big Dog is heeeeeeeeeeeeere!”)

RR – Sheamus, Sheamus, I can relate to your pain. But I was supposed to get my big moment at WrestleMania, then the pandemic prevented it. I’m still the number one contender. And I came to collect what’s owed to me. (Goldberg’s music plays, He bursts in, full of grit)

Goldberg – I originally came here to confront General Moron Kurt Angle, but now I see that the stage is filled with people on my hit list. See, I’m not done with Roman, the pandemic only prevented you from getting a butt-kicking at my hands. And now I have to listen to Sheamus using my name in vain. I figure I just plow through the lot of you!

A brawl ensues, Goldberg was aiming for Angle, but Roman Super Man punches Goldberg, Sheamus then bashes Roman. The three trade blows at a time. Kurt escapes beyond the barricade. Eventually Goldberg realizes he drew the worst hand in this fight, and is beginning to lose ground. But suddenly…

…Braun Strowman erupts in. He comes in and bashes Sheamus through the backdrop setting causing an electrical storm there; then slams Roman through the podium. Turns to a spent Goldberg, but just laughs if off, doesn’t attack him, and leaves victoriously.

In the midst of the brawl the computer that was on top of the podium where GM Angle was speaking is knocked and the slideshow of the SmackDown Draft picks is accidentally played on the tron, all at once, not timed to each SuperStars announcement as it was programmed

The final slide, shows the compiled list of Draft picks, and triggers a lights and pyro show. But it's all ruined. The announced superstar didn't have a chance to enter. Kurt Angle is on his knees sobbing like a child, as the fans are openly mocking him,

The show ends, for Kurt Angle the night was a disaster. His grand vision of a well-choreographed Gala, announcing each Draft Pick at a predetermined time, to capitalize on fans enthusiasm and surprised was crushed. Nothing went as planed as he produced the worst show in SmackDown’s history. Plus, he’s alienated the other WWE brands, and undertook some earthshattering decisions that look out of his powers. One can imagine the McMahons won’t be happy...

Editado 22 Maio 2020 por IlidioMA

[Ruas]

Bo Mulligan é fixe.

Mas bom bom era nWo John Cena vs Braun, ganhava o Cena e oferecia o título ao Bray.

[KO PrizeFighter]

Ui então o próprio Seth chama "secondary championship" ao título de um dos seus discípulos?😅

É impressão minha ou o Kurt não tem autoridade nenhuma no show que comanda? 

Vikings com o Jeff Hardy? Um bocado outta nowhere mas vamos a ver se tem continuidade.

 

Bem, este foi um show bem diferente do habitual, cheguei a ficar com pena do Angle, mas no geral percebeu se a ideia e acho que para a semana vai fazer a vida negra a muita gente para se vingar.

Também não estava à espera que tirasse assim os títulos ao Miz e ao Morrison.

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Bo Mulligan é fixe.

Mas bom bom era nWo John Cena vs Braun, ganhava o Cena e oferecia o título ao Bray.

opá eu não entendo como/pq o Bo anda aos anos no marasmo. ou se está cagando, ou anda na má vida, ou a WWE não gosta dele. Estou a dar-lhe toda auma nova identidade. Ele chegou a aaparecer como Tank Mulligan (e não nos esqueçamos que é neto do grande BlackJack Mulligan) e Bo "The Tank" Mulligan parece-me adequado.

O Cena para já não vai lutar pelo titulo. Na sua cabeça (pervertida pelo Fiend) ele é o campeão legítimo. Tem o World Heavyweght championship, o legitimo titulo mundial, não reconhece a legitimidade ao Universal Chmapionship, pelo que não o quer. Veremos se o Bray comcorda com essa acepção. 

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O Bo está condenado desde que apareceu no main roster, com aquilo do BOlieve, nunca iria ser levado a sério. Vamos ver o que consegues fazer aqui com ele.

Ah também fiquei surpreendido com o R-Truth a conseguir a vitória.

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Citação de KO PrizeFighter, há 2 minutos:

Ui então o próprio Seth chama "secondary championship" ao título de um dos seus discípulos?😅

É impressão minha ou o Kurt não tem autoridade nenhuma no show que comanda? 

Vikings com o Jeff Hardy? Um bocado outta nowhere mas vamos a ver se tem continuidade.

 

Bem, este foi um show bem diferente do habitual, cheguei a ficar com pena do Angle, mas no geral percebeu se a ideia e acho que para a semana vai fazer a vida negra a muita gente para se vingar.

Também não estava à espera que tirasse assim os títulos ao Miz e ao Morrison.

epa estive com muita difculdades em encontrar um nome genérico para designar o patamar do IC Champ e US Champ. Mid Card title pareceu-me ainda pior. Andei pela internet e apareceu-me varias vezes secondary championship para designá-los. pareceu-me menos mal. mas se tiverem outra sugestão menos "agressiva" ainda atirem.

Eu sempre quis fazer o GM assim e só agora posso po-le mais em pratica: quer ser a Authority, um Vince que manda em tudo, mas como não é Vince, anda sempre aos papeis, desesperado por mandar, por ter autoridade. Tem o que merece. Ele tira os titulos ao Miz e ao Morrison precisamente por isso, para provar que é um GM com autoridade, que protege o businessa, que não é heel, é neutro, fair, como se intitula Ou seja, no fundo ele acha que é (e devia ser visto) como aquilo que tens apresentado o Big Show, percebes? Mas claro, não o é, anda sempre inseguro, sempre às aranhas, como golpes de rins ora para aqui ra para acolá. MAs acho que desta vez foi longe de mais. Os McMahons devem aparecer por aqui para restaurar a ordem no SD.

Ah o Big Show aqui vai passar a ser o Big Oaf. XD Guerra é guerra! Quem mandou afinfar uns bananos no Angle? XDXDXD

Ah e em principio tudo o que aconteceu hj tem continuidade. Incluindo o hardy com os Viking Raiders. o SD vai ser stables country 

 

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Ah também fiquei surpreendido com o R-Truth a conseguir a vitória.

sim, e em tag com o No Way jose. Eu sei. mas não foi sozinho, o Big E e o Kofi apareceram a equilibrar as coisas e a quase dar de bandeja a vitória. 

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A personagem do Angle até é porreira, e acredito que em TV teria sucesso, mas assim em escrita acaba por se tornar um bocado maçadora. Ainda vai ser menino para desafiar o Vince para um combate 😅

 

Tendo em conta o teu roster tens mesmo que dar vitórias a essa malta (Truth, No Way Jose...) para os aproximar mais do nivel do midcard.

Trata bem das Kabukis, do Cedric e da Liv Morgan 😪

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Editado 23 Maio 2020 por KO PrizeFighter